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therightarticle, to random
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We can’t take Wes Streeting seriously until he stops attacking the people holding the NHS together

https://www.thecanary.co/opinion/2024/05/28/streeting-nhs-privatisation/

Mactonex,
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@therightarticle Wes Streeting has taken £39,000 from the head of a PR firm whose major clients are private health corporations. People like that don’t spend money without expecting a return on their investment.

girlonthenet, to random
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Guess what gang? I signed up to do a sporty thing! I am SO EXCITED.

Too ill right now to actually practice for it, but hoping I remember how to ride my bike anyway 🤞

All credit to heroes @fehrtrade and @NotTheLBCGuy for encouraging me to do it!

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet I did the LiveAid Race for Life (massively hung over after a wedding the night before because I am an idiot) and the best bit about the whole day was getting to run round London without traffic. Cities are sooooo much better when they are not being driven over by traffic.

girlonthenet, to random
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Google Maps has rolled out an update which shows which parts of your journey are on marked cycle lanes! I might be slow off the mark, I’ve not cycled in a while but... this is cool isn’t it???

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet that is very cool. Can’t find any here in West Yorkshire, wonder if it’s just selected big cities for now?

kristiedegaris, to photography
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The season of the bees is upon us.

Quick portrait of my eldest daughter this evening as she checked on our hives.

Mactonex,
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@kristiedegaris I am impressed by the cleanliness of her bee suit, mine never looked that clean even when it was new.

robyneatseverything, to random
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I'm staying in a budget hotel that has the nicest view and operational air-con and I feel so blessed 🙌

Mactonex,
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@robyneatseverything a good view makes such a difference doesn’t it? I stayed in the Tower Hotel in London recently and this was the view from the window. Really added to the trip.

girlonthenet, to random
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My bf and I have been performing the important cultural work of ranking characters in order of hotness.

Poll in next post: did we get it right? (Comments and debate welcome)

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet No Tammy II?

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet fair enough, but she is crazy sexy - with a heavy emphasis on the crazy 🤣

markmccaughrean, to Scotland
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Wife home from grownup childcare duties in Edinburgh & brought me a delightful present from one of my many old home towns 🏰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

While the purists won’t agree, this is the way 🙇‍♂️🙂👍

Mactonex,
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@markmccaughrean macsweens veggie haggis is a wonderful foodstuff, whether you eat meat or not.

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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UK millennials: if someone handed you a wooden recorder, could you play a song?

(Bonus points in comments if you can tell me which one. This Q brought to you by my confident assertion in group chat that even after 25+ years, I could still smash out Lord of the Dance)

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet I could knock out the first few bars of the theme from Taxi.

robyneatseverything, to random
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This is fine? If they're not in a monogamous relationship, they can both message whoever the fuck they like. Calm down.

Mactonex,
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@robyneatseverything and also, what is Chris doing nosing in so much he knows which app the guy is using? Mind your business, creepy Chris.

girlonthenet, to Cat
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Please enjoy this cat that has swallowed a motorbike.

video/mp4

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet love the colour of that jumper/cardigan/clothing item

girlonthenet, to random
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Finally did the admin for this weekend's Patreon hangout (i.e. my virtual birthday party) - Come join if you like, or just hurl me some money anyway and help keep the audio project going. Annual subs are £/$20-ish and you get ad-free audio in your podcast feed, access to hangouts, and tonnes more.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/mini-update-for-100613752

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet Can’t make it for your hang out unfortunately but I hope you have a fab time and Happy Birthday!

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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I am not going to post one, but please humour me by answering the question, I’m curious.

Which part of me would you be most excited to see...

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet I was pretty equally split face/vulva here, could do with a pick all that apply option really

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet because you’ve posted photos of your tits and arse (both lovely), so: your face because it's natural to be curious about what people look like, and vulva because they are just so beautiful.

girlonthenet, to random
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"Many men in the past have asked to photograph me naked, during sex. But those pictures are so dull by comparison – this is the hottest photo anyone’s ever taken of me."

NEW blog: a thousand words about a picture. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/a-thousand-words-about-a-picture/

Huge thanks to @stuart_cb for recreating this photo based purely on my description, and capturing the perfect horny essence, like an artistic wizard.

Mactonex,
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@girlonthenet @stuart_cb this is great

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