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MineMcG

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Me, myself and I

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dgar, to random
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Those here for yodelling lessons, please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.

MineMcG,
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@dgar

Guy gets to hike in the Alps.

When caught in a blizzard, a man and his wife and 18 year old daughter took him in.

Bored, after several days, the daughter seduces him.

When all was clear, the guy departed.

The man find out the guy slept with his daughter and yelled at the guy, but he was already a good distance away.

The guy yelled back: AND YOUR OLD LADY TOO.

Thats how Yodel started.

ChrisPirillo, to random
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I was in a car accident (very minor). I briefly highlighted the damage as a part of this week's vlog: https://youtu.be/PTMY5V-GJHI (give it a watch when you can). I also talked a bit about what I want to see come out of the DOJ suing Apple. And other random bits of geeky life advice. Enjoy!

MineMcG,
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@ChrisPirillo
Hope you safe and better

Just a useless tip:
Those fancy openers doesn't always work. So gently tap the lid side on the side of the counter or with a heavy object like a meat tenderising hammer.
Not too hard and gently all around.
You'll see you can open any lid.
Superman's brother Superopener!

br00t4c, to random
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How a billionaire's privilege is taking down our republic

https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/trump-lawyers-fees/

MineMcG,
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@br00t4c
Should look at the 4 part alien interview on YouTube.
That alien, I'm not judging the makers if its fake or not, but he did say that as well as a few scary things about the future that did come true so far.

https://youtube.com/@menithings?feature=shared

br00t4c, to Starwars
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Hasbro's New Star Wars Toys Embrace the Dark Side

https://gizmodo.com/hasbro-star-wars-jedi-fallen-order-enoch-night-troopers-1851333350

MineMcG,
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@br00t4c
Not even Star Wars can escape the Porn Side

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ChrisPirillo, to random
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do you honestly expect me to pay a dollar for anything smaller than that

MineMcG,
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@ChrisPirillo
Lecturer: What part of the body can grew up to 8 times it size when aroused.
Girl smirking: Know its biology classes, but thats not appropriate.
Lecturer: Mary? Its quite obvious you don't get any. Secondly you going to be seriously disappointed someday.
Mary: Why, sex has its place and time, but not unless its during reproduction chapters.
Lecturer: Well all good and fine, but the answer still stays the eye, not which is on your dirty mind.

br00t4c, to random
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Billionaires Hate This One Weird Trick: Taxing Them

https://jacobin.com/2024/03/billionaire-global-wealth-tax-proposal-brazil/

MineMcG,
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@br00t4c
What do you expect when they have to hand over millions of blood money

18+ Terrapin17, to random
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NSFW

MineMcG,
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@Terrapin17
Wanna have sex with this man

18+ Terrapin17, to random
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NSFW

MineMcG,
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@Terrapin17 jummy boner

br00t4c, to random
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Woman Passed Out In Hot Yoga Class Must Have Achieved Nirvana

https://www.theonion.com/woman-passed-out-in-hot-yoga-class-must-have-achieved-n-1851282663

MineMcG,
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@br00t4c
One thing they NEVER tell you when you start yoga classes is the flatulence aspect

dosnostalgic, to random
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Some DOS games that are turning 30 this year:

Jazz Jackrabbit
X-COM
WarCraft
Heretic
Beneath a Steel Sky
Ecstatica
Hocus Pocus
Magic Carpet
Little Big Adventure
System Shock
Under a Killing Moon
Wacky Wheels
Theme Park
Ultima 8
Raptor
Cyberia
TIE Fighter
Corridor 7
DreamWeb
TES: Arena

MineMcG,
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@dosnostalgic
Still have some in their boxes.
Classics

dgar, to random
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Archaeologist:

A person whose career lies in ruins.

MineMcG,
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@dgar
A mathematician's days are definitely numbered.
Also an astronaut doesn't need space savers

MineMcG, to random
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An electrician sometimes get to the shocking truth by mere being current

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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MineMcG,
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@nocontexttrek
I'd rather have buns Neelix

misc, to random
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Who knew the most realistic bit in Star Wars was the Jedi Mind Tricks?

MineMcG,
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@misc not the skimpy thing Lia wore that's now a classic?

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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MineMcG,
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@nocontexttrek
TNG bridge after new years party?

arstechnica, to random
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Smartphone manufacturers still want to make foldables a thing

Foldables are barely 1% of the market, but that's not stopping anyone but Apple.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/12/smartphone-manufacturers-still-want-to-make-foldables-a-thing/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

MineMcG, (edited )
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@arstechnica so if no one wants it, please send me one. Love the idea of a big smartphone with a tablet size screen inside.

luvuni4ms, to Marriage
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Part1 Hung married business daddy with enough cock for everyone in the office.

#uniform #suit/tie #married #wedding ring #hung #cock #office #nsfw

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MineMcG,
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@luvuni4ms
Damn horny inducing

maxleibman, to random
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Did you know that cacti can be a source of water in an emergency?

If you encounter someone who won't share their water, repeatedly hit them with a cactus until they give it to you.

Follow me for more desert survival tips.

MineMcG,
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@maxleibman
Also if yor car breaks down take the door off and when its getting really hot, wind down window

MineMcG, to random
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@wx1g hi handsome, big hug for you

MineMcG, to random
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@wx1g
Thanks Dave, big hug and kiss if you want them.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Oh, that's why my mouth tingles so much.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

MineMcG,
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@lowqualityfacts don't they also glow in the dark?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I pray to Pluto every single day.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

MineMcG,
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@lowqualityfacts
Zack Allen jokingly explains to G'Kar that Daffy is the 'ancient Egyptian god of frustration'

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