MutilationWave

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Why is there a surge of deodorant products mostly advertised to women in the US?

So I have balls and yeah they’re the first thing on my body to start to smell. I can skip a shower if I’m in a hurry and I don’t smell much. That’s with working a job that’s usually physical. I was a punk kid fucking punk girls when I was younger and we didn’t bathe every day. I didn’t notice much smell then....

MutilationWave,

I’m 40 years old and my balls are quite long. Different body bacteria maybe? I shower after I shit so it’s got nothing to do with wiping.

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Believe it or not I watch regular TV! I travel for work constantly and I have TV on in the hotel room. It makes me feel less lonely. That’s how I’m seeing these ads. On my PCs it’s Firefox+ublock origin.

MutilationWave,

I don’t smell if I skip a shower. It doesn’t happen often. Believe me my wife and my coworkers are very direct, they would tell me if I stink.

MutilationWave,

Been there with two coworkers back when I managed a restaurant. They couldn’t believe they smelled when I had to have that terrible conversation with them. One improved, the other didn’t. I actually had to fire the second guy.

MutilationWave,

Yeah I don’t watch much YouTube. I do have regular TV on in the hotels I stay in for work which is where I see these ads.

MutilationWave,

I’ve heard people talking about old men blow drying their pubes at the gym but never seen it myself. Personally I shave that area so drying with a towel is fine.

MutilationWave,

I guess you gotta trust me on this but my wife and my coworkers are quite direct. They would tell me if I smell. It’s very rare for me to skip a shower anyway.

MutilationWave,

I have cable TV on in the background in my hotel rooms. Shocking I know!

MutilationWave,

The guy who suggested I don’t wipe my ass properly everyone!

MutilationWave,

I uh… slip my pants down and uhh.

Nah I am very regular and it’s rare for me not to take a FULLY NAKED FULL BODY shower shortly after I shit.

MutilationWave,

If I have to shit at work I must be sick. I haven’t shit at work in years. I shit once a day in the morning. I eat a lot of fiber.

MutilationWave,

Fun fact about that fun fact. They ground them up shell and all before serving them to the prisoners so yeah it was still garbage food.

What's a band that has one album that is just about perfect in your opinion, but rest of their discography misses the mark with you?

One of mine is Commit This to Memory by Motion City Soundtrack. I basically took the title verbatim and know the album word for word. And while I would love if it did, the rest of MCS’s stuff just doesn’t hit the same way....

MutilationWave,

Lonesome Crowded West rules above them all for me. They’re my favorite band and I’ve barely listened to anything that came out after Moon and Antarctica.

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I’ve seen They Live several times and I never noticed the aliens were Jewish? They appeared to be politicians, actors, and general rich people.

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Looks like a bunch of spiders breaching the water.

MutilationWave,

Organ meats can be fantastic and plenty of cultures eat them. Beef kidney is especially good on it’s own, but other organs add a lot of flavor. When we make thanksgiving stuffing we chop up all the turkey organs fine and fry them, then mix them in the stuffing. We don’t tell anyone in the family (don’t worry none are vegetarian or vegan) and they love it. If you eat meat you might be pleasantly surprised by organs.

And uhh… sorry for posting this on vegan group. For what it’s worth I think you guys are great and morally correct.

MutilationWave,

If you hit a joint 4 times on top of a cup of whisky and didn’t feel it, you didn’t smoke it right. No offense meant, it’s really common for people to not understand how to inhale smoke properly when they start.

MutilationWave,

Absorb green colors haha. How many crystals should I carry while I do the absorption?

MutilationWave,

I mean I can’t stand the dude but some of his voters have to be strategic. I’ll be voting for Biden but he certainly isn’t the most accurate representative of my thoughts. Quite the opposite in most things really.

MutilationWave,

Holy shit I think you’re right on that 80% figure for onramps. The onramp is for accelerating to highway speed. Not 20 under. Not 10 under. People don’t realize how dangerous going slow really is.

MutilationWave,

I drive all over the country. In states where it is illegal to slow camp the left lane it is NEVER enforced by police. Same problem everywhere no matter the law.

MutilationWave,

I’ll give them about 30 seconds. Which is 25 seconds longer than it takes to get in the slow lane.

MutilationWave,

It’s ok to be a little scrambled. You may have gained insight into a better way to exist that conflicts with the way your society is organized.

MutilationWave,

This is the best way to work. Only way to go for me. Eating lunch wastes so much time and then I’m running at like 20% efficiency after. I’ve trained my body to do intermittent fasting so I don’t even miss the food, and lost 40 pounds in the process.

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