Nomecks

@Nomecks@lemmy.ca

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Nomecks, (edited )

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Hannah Montana Linux, is in fact, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Miley plus Hannah. Hannah Montana Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Miley Cyrus system made useful by the Miley corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by Disney.

Many computer users run a modified version of the Miley system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Miley which is widely used today is often called Hannah Montana Linuxand many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Miley Cyrus system, developed by the Miley Cyrus Project.

There really is a Hannah Montana Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Hannah Montana is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Hannah Montana Linux is normally used in combination with the Miley Cyrus operating system: the whole system is basically Miley Cyrus with Hanna Montana added, or Miley/Hannah. All the so-called Hanna MontanaLinux distributions are really distributions of Miley/Hannah!

Nomecks,

8 is yes, but I don’t have enough space to fit the proof in a post.

Nomecks,

Who would have thought that Twitter would become the new Somethingawful forums, and that Musk would take the role of Lowtax.

Nomecks,

Reversible Computing

In theory, we could make computers consume orders of magnitude less power, enabling extreme miniaturization of systems.

Nomecks, (edited )

Technically kosher because there’s no cloven hooves?

Nomecks, (edited )

Roses are red

Euhler’s a hero

e^<sup>iπ</sup>+1=0

Nomecks,

They only understand when lawyers talk to them.

Nomecks,

Waiting for the responsible parents who pulled their kids out to get charged for truancy.

Broadcom-owned VMware kills the free version of ESXi virtualization software (arstechnica.com)

Since Broadcom’s $61 billion acquisition of VMware closed in November 2023, Broadcom has been charging ahead with major changes to the company’s personnel and products. In December, Broadcom began laying off thousands of employees and stopped selling perpetually licensed versions of VMware products, pushing its customers...

Nomecks,

You are either going all in with VMware or you’re dead to them. Full suite or nothing, take your pick.

Nomecks,

Buy Mar-a-lago when it inevitably gets auctioned off, rename it the Barack Obama Center for Displaced Youth and fill it full of children separated from their parents at the border.

Nomecks,

I wonder how big the crossover is between Brits rich enough to own a vacation home and brexit yes voters.

Nomecks,

The Mona Lisa is behind bullet proof glass and everybody knows it. Relax.

Nomecks,

They’re made of starch. It’s like people eating those corn starch packing peanuts over here. The toothpicks are edible, though probably not made in a facility with food grade standards.

Nomecks,

I don’t think the word “Charlatan” has ever applied to anyone more aptly than Musk.

Nomecks,

You’re going to look like a doofus holding your laptop to your ear, but it’s totally doable.

Nomecks,

Every time America is about to/in the process of making a mistake there’s a video of Bernie Sanders warning everyone not to do it.

Nomecks,

How many power outages has that Lasagna seen?

Nomecks,

So if you’re on a site with hundreds or thousands of company owned tools it would be very helpful to have them connected for things like:

  • Tool status
  • Tool location
  • Service information
  • Lifecycle control
Nomecks, (edited )

Whenever she tells me she’s going to do something I react “Hey honey, you should go and do something.”

“I’m going to the store to get some milk”

“You know what? You should go to the store and get some milk”

“I’m going to wash some pants.”

“Honey, I think maybe you should wash some pants.”

Nomecks,

They look better than pump jacks and oil derricks.

Nomecks,

Take a picture of you burning it in a pentagram

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