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StefanThinks

@StefanThinks@beige.party

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. I don't post jokes I didn't come up with unless I give credit. I try to be original or at least original-adjacent. Formerly known on Twitter as https://beige.party/@StefanThinks

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I bet people who use the phrase “it boggles my mind” have easily bogglable minds to begin with.

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May the Fourth is a scam invented by the pun industry to sell more merchandise that skirts intellectual property laws.

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I wasn’t squatting in your house, I thought you were a silent letter!

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I haven’t decided if I hope it rains this weekend or not.

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“Fake, tea cake, snake, flake, headache, mistake” - me sending unsolicited brainstorming ideas to Kendrick Lamar for a Drake diss track collab

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Maybe women would rather encounter a bear than a man because bears don't get all butthurt about hypothetical situations and then endlessly pester them to mansplain why women are wrong about their experience and are actually "reverse sexists" for taking common-sense safety precautions.

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I am morally opposed to corporal punishment, but I would endure an ethical dilemma if I ever met the person who invented web browser notifications and had to refrain from smacking them with a rolled-up magazine. No, the answer is "no." I never want websites to send me notifications.

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Look here, it's 20-fucking-24. There is no logical reason your business' online payment system has to charge an additional card processing fee. The internet can't take checks or cash. Get your shit together.

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I always felt like they came up with the name "Grey's Anatomy" first, then reverse-engineered the show's concept based on that.

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Farmer's Almanac - Kate Farmer, a cartographer, must navigate her career and coordinate her romantic life

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Robert's Rules - Jane Robert, a lawyer, calls for order in her court as she judges when to table an emotion or go to recess

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@tayfonay No, I think I only watched one because I thought it was going to be a comedy

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I had a disciplinary meeting with my manager and was able to use my debate skills I honed online into real life. I called her a Russian troll, then owned her with a meme of soyjak saying “Your performance is lackluster” and Chad saying “No.” As security was removing me, I told her to go touch grass.

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Sorry if I made it weird, I think everything is always weird, so I have no baseline reference for not weird.

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Missing @Bigthinkingcap 🫶🏼

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@the_etrain @DemocracySpot @Bigthinkingcap Me too.

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@dabertime Oh, wow, I didn’t see that one, it’s a bit ominous in retrospect. 😔

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The patient died of natural causes: whistlebloweritis.

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It's quite funny to me that the cryopods in The Expanse are obviously car roof boxes

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@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma This looks very similar. I think they covered the “Thule” logo on the back with a yellow sticker, blacked out the one on the side(?), and put a round black disc over the keyhole.

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@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma I found there is an entire subreddit for props like this! https://www.reddit.com/r/Thatsabooklight/comments/ajn9t2/stasis_pod_in_the_expanse_is_a_car_roof_box/

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My stepbrother Rick’s last words were “You never give up!” right before he got rolled over by a boulder in a library accident and you think getting rickrolled is a joke? Do better.

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Rickrolling is the lowest form of [air-quote]humor[air-quote].

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If you rickroll me, you are dead to me. How dare you.

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My baby My Chocolate
Lab
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What’s this? I don’t know,
but I’m putting it in my mouth!

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I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that whistleblowers are dropping like 737s. It’s fine.

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