Viss

Viss, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to random

how many times have you had covid?

(boost for reach! im genuinely curious)

Viss, 10 months ago to random

fuuuuuuuucking
fiiiiiiinally

Viss, 5 months ago to random

oof.

Viss, 6 months ago to random

tonight: pierogis.

also: store run for the 5-gallon-home-depot-bucket worth of manzanos i need to start work on this years hotsauce batch :D :D :D

Viss, 6 months ago to random

tomorrow is my birthday, and other than 'a nice dinner' i have nothing planned.

what should i do?
open to suggestions. the weirder the better.

Viss, 7 months ago to random

happy "stop putting your fucking passwords on the internet, i dont care how convenient it is, if you whine about it again im taking your computers away from you forever" day

Viss, 10 months ago to random

quick, drop what you're doing and post weird crab content.

Viss, 8 months ago to random

ive said for years

keeping your creds in the cloud is a bad idea.

a lot of people were upset by that position.

im going to keep saying it. and places like lastpass are going to keep getting popped.

so SOONER OR LATER you wil begrudgingly be joining me at my end of the coffee bar.

and i will require one fresh croissant for recompense.

Viss, 3 months ago to random

holy crap.
mask up on planes.

Viss, 11 months ago to random

"on prem exchange is a bad idea" they said. "the cloud fixes all your problems" they said

Viss, 7 months ago to random

more proof marryng yourself to only caring about cves and the garbage tire fire that is the infosec vuln taxonomy landscape is just going to make your hair fall out and your organs stop working.

almost everythingon this list is "people not giving a shit" or "making typos and architectural mistakes"

Viss, 2 months ago to random

[l4d2 boomer cello]

Viss, 7 months ago to infosec

ok, internet.

I've done something with https://snakeoil.lol

it now has a fun/dumb html5 countdown spinner, and redirects you to a random snakeoil bullshit site. for now, a joke etsy listing and some google queries for norse and crown sterling.

what other complete horseshit snakeoil security vendors/products are out there that I can add?

#infosec #snakeoil

Viss, 5 months ago to random

just making some 72 hour sous vide brisket for saturday.
like a normal human

Viss, 1 year ago to random

I am now using home assistant for:

• automatic lights
• environmental tuning (so many fans.)
• motion detection alarms/pics
• powerwall shenanigans
• @SallyMonster's rack of carniverous plants (the lighting)
• growing mushrooms (keeping a heating mat within a specific temp range)

I'm tempted to buy several tidbyts, and use HA to push which ISP my routing setup is currently using so I can visually see at a glance

#homeautomation #homeassist #mycology #carniverousplants #absurdity

Viss, 3 months ago to random

go to the cloud they said.
it'll be fine, they said.

Viss, 7 months ago to random

are there any webappsec folks out there who drive burpsuite around a lot? I need some tips on how to grapple with a sites csrf and auth tokens. I know what needs doing, but i dont use burp enough to know how to do it.

takers? i can produce bribes!

Viss, 1 year ago to random

if you saw my home assistant dashboards, first you would blush, and then your eyebrows would do a little dance, because when you see the insane asshattery ive pulled off so far you're gonna think. . oh.. oh fuck.. oh fuck you can use this for security automation. OH FUCK YOU CAN USE THIS FOR TONS OF SHIT.

and yes. yes you can.
i need to figure out how to make api calls to my firewalls.

because i can make decisions based on what ISP OSPF is currently routing through

[cackling]

Viss, 4 months ago to random

i want a leica q3.
but i dont wanna pay for a leica q3.

this is normal.
especially if you know what that is, and how much it costs.

Viss, 6 months ago to random

wow, home assistant has broken me.
Im having a small party tonight and here i am thinking "oooh, i wonder what the co2 graphs and pm2.5 graphs are gonna look like with a house full of people"

Viss, 8 months ago to random

if i had the ~1.2 million they want for one i might consider it.

Viss, 10 months ago to random

weeeeeeeeeeeelp

Viss, 7 months ago to random

its monday morning.
i'm running dirsearch against a winix 9800 model air purifier.
because of course.

Viss, 1 month ago to random

okay, yes, this could be awesome.
it would be pretty great to not have multi-hour hold times, and then having to explain to someone who barely speaks english how the basics of icmp or tcp work in order to speak to the next tier of support, or to help book complex international flights

Viss, 3 months ago to random

orbitals backend is getting big enough to warrant monitoring so i am investigating that sorta plumbing.

a trillion years ago, when i rode my triceratops to work at the rock smashing gravel pit (websense and then anonymizer) in like 2005, i was quite happy monitoring stuff with cacti. it did the job well and was pretty lightweight.

but now i see .. grafana and prometheus and elastic search and docker images for all those and .. just..

ugh.
do i have to invent the universe just for a graph?