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Viss

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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security longhair :: tattoo'ed nerd

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I'm sorry Slack, you're doing fucking WHAT with user DMs, messages, files, etc? I'm positive I'm not reading this correctly.

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@Quinnypig https://slack.com/trust/data-management/privacy-principles

so slack is destroying privacy and every single customer nda for ...

auto complete and emoji suggestions?!

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@gsuberland @Quinnypig i can literally hear every single computer security company on earth screaming at the same time right now.

because im one of them

screaming into this fucking feedback email address.

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how many times have you had covid?

(boost for reach! im genuinely curious)

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oof.

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spotted on imgur.
something i figured @foone might appreciate

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go to the cloud they said.
it'll be fine, they said.

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fuuuuuuuucking
fiiiiiiinally

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moreover, now we know who has access to it.

when i started at twitter in 2011 one of the first trainings i attended was the security one, which said, outright "you have a target painted on your back now, you will have to be vigilant".

seemed like pretty sound advice at the time, 12 years ago

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it begiiiiiiins

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dan harmons comments on how hollywood does this to people are important because, and i cant stress this enough:

COMPUTER SECURITY, DEV, AND ENGINEERING JOBS DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

we're not alone.
so, pay attention.

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not on my 2024 bulletpoint hitlist of crazy:

using hemoglobin as a battery? This is certainly the forerunner tech needed for the matrix to become real

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behold!
any environment running docker/k8s in production:

video/mp4

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welp.
that cuts it.

cnn is removed from my newsfeeds and becomes "just another website owned by a billionaire who has a political agenda and keeps literally the worst company"

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fucking wow

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xkcd getting in on the action

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go to the cloud they said
it'll be fine they said

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it is absolutely wild that i still have to explain that two letter TLDs exist and email addresses that end with two letters and not three are "yes, actually totally valid email addresses"

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go to the cloud, they said.
it'll be fine, they said.

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they put ai ...
into the ssh terminal.

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a cargo ship knocked over a major bridge in baltimore

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-us-canada-68663071?src_origin=BBCS_BBC

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so with facebook and instagram down, it makes me wonder - was it bgp and dns again? are they locked out of datacenter cages again because their badge readers rely on externally available dns?

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@ai6yr @joy oh dude.
that shit was A RIDE

https://www.techtarget.com/searchnetworking/feature/3-lessons-from-the-2021-Facebook-outage-for-network-pros

someone fucked up a bgp entry, which took their AS offline, and because all their badge readers phone home over IP, and use a name, that name became inaccessible, so they couldnt get into buildings, and allegedly they had to use an angle grinder to cut into a datacenter cage, to get at the machine they had to access in order to fix the bgp error.

insane comedy of errors.

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