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Wileymiller

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Creator of the syndicated comic strip, “Non Sequitur".
If your newspaper is so horrifically bad that it doesn't carry #NonSequitur, you can read it every day at: https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur

Then call the editor of the paper and raise hell until they carry Non Sequitur.

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Is it just me, or is David Pecker the most appropriately named jackass since Robin Leach?

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Not-so-bold prediction for today...NOTHING will happen to Trump for his 11 (and counting) violations of the gag order.

Anyone else would already be in jail right now for it, but somehow that doesn't apply to citizen Trump. Until he's treated like any other defendant, I never want to hear any pundit on cable news panel shows say, "no one is above law".

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According to Trump, a gag order is unconstitutional. But isn't an NDA essentially a gag order? He LOVES those.

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This must have given the people trying to give Trump intelligence briefings a good laugh:

“How would you describe [Trump] as a businessman?” prosecutor Joshua Steinglass asked Pecker, who said he has known the former president since the late 1980s.

“Very knowledgeable,” Pecker said. “I would describe him as very detail-oriented, almost as a micromanager from what I saw.”

“He looked at all of the aspects of whatever the issue was,” Pecker added.

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Always amusing whenever Trump accuses someone of being a liar.

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To me, this kind of frivolous spending is a sign of a booming economy.

"A super PAC backing independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spent more than $2.4 million on a now-abandoned plan to gather signatures to help him achieve ballot access, without producing anything that will be used by the Kennedy campaign, according to new campaign finance disclosures."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/04/21/rfkjr-ballot-super-pac-signatures/

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Crime DOES pay...legal fees.

https://wapo.st/4aIVTjU

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Ann has done it again...🎯

https://wapo.st/4aWWzmd

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For those of you who didn't graduate law school at Trump University, the First Amendment clearly states, "The right to intimidate witnesses and jurors shall not be abridged".

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Always come prepared at the Social Media Bar & Grill...

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/04/19

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Can't wait to see what Trump will post about this. Maybe it'll move him to announce RFK jr. will be his running mate.

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My dear friend, Ann Telnaes, doesn't need words to make a direct hit...

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Given the unprecedented number of felony counts against Trump, as well as his desire to be seen as royalty, perhaps it would be appropriate to address him as The Count of Mar a Lago.

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Here's my prediction on the Trump trial today...

Trump's lawyers will appeal for a dismissal because of the crisis building with Iran and Israel. Since Trump might become president, he shouldn't be distracted with this trial so he can focus on how to resolve the crisis once he takes office and save the world, because he alone is the only one who can do it!

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The return of OBVIOUSMAN!

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/04/14

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This is exactly how a cult operates...

“I know good and well it’s in Trump’s hands, and he’s got plans,” he said. “I have no doubt it’s going to explode sometime.”

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Where we are, where we have been all along and where we always will be...another blast from the distant past...

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2002/06/03

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Have you noticed that the most common phrase in media today is, "...allegations Trump denies"?

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The UK's version of the RNC?

https://www.politico.eu/article/nigel-farage-party-fired-candidate-inactive-turns-out-dead-uk/

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As Colin Powell said, citing what he called the Pottery Barn Rule...You broke it, you own it..

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Another blast from the past where Danae figures all of this out...

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2009/11/18

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Happy Solar Eclipse and Seizing Trump Assets Day, everyone!

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Weird how the Catholic church (which I was raised in) is so preoccupied with sex, telling everyone what they should and shouldn't do...except for what their priests do

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Trump claims to have raised over $50 million at his fund raiser over the weekend. Well, congratulations! Now you're just $33 million short of the E. Jean Carroll verdict!

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My old friend Clay Bennett shows that an editorial cartoon can be equally funny and eviscerating

https://www.gocomics.com/claybennett/2024/04/07?ct=v&cti=7941

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