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Practical paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder.
If I post a screenshot, it is not real. Do not panic.

Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.

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happy LGBTQ+ corporate promotion month to all who celebrate, please look under your seats for a gay coupon

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due to a typo,

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we have it on goof authority

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click here to read my free guide to online

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A lone swordsman roaming the countryside mastering his fighting techniques and challenging dojos for their honor, but it’s just me going from Waffle House to Waffle House in like Florida

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@JonBaker a picaresque where you travel through the south, eluding the law and doling out your own form of justice at Waffle Houses

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dating site for posters, Unhinge

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o lord, please protect all my loved ones and any big tiddy brunettes that could one day be loved ones, amen

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bees unionized. burt's out.

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this is easily the worst dating app I've tried so far

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they let me work on the AI alignment team and the results are starting to leak out

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due to a typo, we've entered our racing team into 24 Hours of Lemons

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I have the charisma of a toilet plunger and the utility of a pet rock

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of course I understand the ending of Tenet... it's a list of people that worked on the movie

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disturbing the comfortable and comforting the disturbed

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should I buy a new phone now or wait for the End Times when we'll all be reborn anyway

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Me: <living my best life>

Old guys from the mupptes: You call this BEST?! BOOOOOOO

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@cookie_mumbles Statler: wow this guy makes posting look effortless!
Waldorf: I wonder what would happen if he tried!
(both laugh)

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what's the blurst that could happen?

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it's my first week on mastadon, what should I be sure to see or do?

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going downtown in the fuck machine

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logging in this web sight

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jesus give the wheel back now

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forgot to carry a one in 5th grade, struggling to bounce back ever since

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where I dictate my posts from

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feeling unlucky? life is hard? start fresh with a new god

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eyes wide nut

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