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alex, 6 days ago to random

i'm like chatGPT in that i also nervously consume an entire litre of water when anyone asks me questions

alex, 6 days ago to random

ok i don't really follow tech news, but if i understand this right, the new version of windows will actually bodily abduct you into the computer, where you will have to do all the levels from mario

alex, 9 days ago to random

Getting ratatouilled by several rats with competing interests

alex, 11 days ago to random

"average british person earns enough money to be alive" actually just statistical error. taxcuts georg, who lives in belize and makes £10,000,000 per second is an outlier and should not have been counted

alex, 15 days ago to random

Trains. The long vehicle. Did you know that the train driver might be at the front of the train even if you're in one of the carriages? That's how long trains are. Wow! For more train facts visit wikipedia.

alex, 16 days ago to random

love to my ME/CFS/LC comrades on "ME Awareness Day". it's so isolating, and simply being connected to yous onhere is something that saves me every day.

alex, 16 days ago to random

They say the true aurora watcher is the one who doesn't see the aurora. Because that means the aurora is in their heart ☺️💭

alex, 27 days ago to random

it's "May I" day. oh pappa, May I ride my pony to market today. oh May I! pappa May I have a french fancy from the silver tray. Oh!

alex, 28 days ago to random

going to take the bins out 💪😩

alex, 28 days ago to random

From watching literally dozens of movies i have learnt that USAians are always concerned with getting to prom on time. Some suggestions for affirming things to say to USAians in your life:

• you will certainly make it to prom on time
• i expect you will not encounter any mishaps on your way to prom
• while you yourself are unlikely to be voted prom king/queen, you strike me as the character who will experience the most personal growth at prom
• oh you look great today. are you going to prom

alex, 29 days ago to random

(watching a film on tv) time to break for five+ minutes of images of people in rapturous pleasure about Products

alex, 1 month ago to random

(heist planning scene) so first up the front door has got a lock on it. no one gets past that if they've not got a front door key. if you can get past that, there's a pet rabbit in the porch. if it spots you it can make a warning sound of up to 10dB, depending on if it's awake. if you get past that, the kitchen floor is tiled in terra cotta, which can get extremely slippy if anyone's spilled anything on it recently. these tiles are state of the art.

alex, 1 month ago to random

i wore a facemask out to the pharmacy (i always wear a facemask when i'm out) and the pharmacist saw and put on a mask herself without asking 😎 v cool imo

alex, 1 month ago to random

putting on nellie furtado's "i'm like a bird" during a playing of john cage's 4'33" so that the audience will have something pleasant to listen to during the silence 😊💭

alex, 1 month ago to random

when i tell people i live under the sea, their first question is usually "don't the fish all bump into you all the time?" to which i say: you live on land. cows aren't bumping into you all the time are they. don't be silly. fish know where they're going. their second question is usually "how do you breathe?" to which i say: i don't think much of your tone, sonny jim.

alex, 1 month ago to random

Saw a dog standing like this today

alex, 1 month ago to random

Q re: unworn baby shoes for sale. will they eventually grow into full sized shoes?

alex, 1 month ago to random

I hope one day we'll look back on tv ads with the same horror as we do at, e.g., people putting radon in chocolate

alex, 2 months ago to random

me coming up with aphantasia memes

alex, 2 months ago to random

some rare coverage of the UK government being called to defend its violations of disabled people's human rights before the UN this week:

https://thelead.uk/shameful-britain-hauled-un-violating-disabled-peoples-rights

alex, 2 months ago to random

solution to being too fatigued to get out my drawing tablet and plug it in etc, is to instead finger-draw on my phone, which feels like being a giant reaching forlornly in through a house's window

alex, 2 months ago to random

Who knows where i will go in my dreams tonight. Soaring through the clouds in a silver galleon, or simply being fed insignificant, trivially incorrect pieces of information that will confuse me when i wake up

alex, 2 months ago to random

wee primer on the trot cult that dispersed into positions of influence in uk media and politics:

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2003/dec/09/highereducation.uk2

alex, 2 months ago to random

oscars recipients when the gnome sedative wears off and the little golden men start running around the house causing mayhem: :surprised_pikachu:

alex, 2 months ago to random

My favourite Blade quote