ok i don't really follow tech news, but if i understand this right, the new version of windows will actually bodily abduct you into the computer, where you will have to do all the levels from mario
"average british person earns enough money to be alive" actually just statistical error. taxcuts georg, who lives in belize and makes £10,000,000 per second is an outlier and should not have been counted
Trains. The long vehicle. Did you know that the train driver might be at the front of the train even if you're in one of the carriages? That's how long trains are. Wow! For more train facts visit wikipedia.
After extensive testing it was determined that trains are even faster than a horse, unless the horse is on the train, in which case the horse is the same speed as the train, unless the horse is running on the train in which case it is faster than the train unless the horse is running towards the rear of the train in which case it is slower than the train "TrainFacts
Train Facts. Train facts. Did you know?: if you get on a train, you will find yourself mysteriously transported to a new location, even if you have remained sitting still in your seat the whole time. Ooh! :itisamystery: Nobody knows why this is.
love to my ME/CFS/LC comrades on "ME Awareness Day". it's so isolating, and simply being connected to yous onhere is something that saves me every day.
From watching literally dozens of movies i have learnt that USAians are always concerned with getting to prom on time. Some suggestions for affirming things to say to USAians in your life:
you will certainly make it to prom on time
i expect you will not encounter any mishaps on your way to prom
while you yourself are unlikely to be voted prom king/queen, you strike me as the character who will experience the most personal growth at prom
(heist planning scene) so first up the front door has got a lock on it. no one gets past that if they've not got a front door key. if you can get past that, there's a pet rabbit in the porch. if it spots you it can make a warning sound of up to 10dB, depending on if it's awake. if you get past that, the kitchen floor is tiled in terra cotta, which can get extremely slippy if anyone's spilled anything on it recently. these tiles are state of the art.
i wore a facemask out to the pharmacy (i always wear a facemask when i'm out) and the pharmacist saw and put on a mask herself without asking 😎 v cool imo
putting on nellie furtado's "i'm like a bird" during a playing of john cage's 4'33" so that the audience will have something pleasant to listen to during the silence 😊💭
when i tell people i live under the sea, their first question is usually "don't the fish all bump into you all the time?" to which i say: you live on land. cows aren't bumping into you all the time are they. don't be silly. fish know where they're going. their second question is usually "how do you breathe?" to which i say: i don't think much of your tone, sonny jim.