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alex

@alex@godforsaken.website

artist, scotland, he/him, 30s, white cis guy, leftist.
disabled with #mecfs, disabled comrades hmu!
chronically online because chronically ill.
i mute/block a lot of people onhere, it's not a big deal.
not interested in your irony bit! sorry! i'm sure it's very funny though.

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i'm like chatGPT in that i also nervously consume an entire litre of water when anyone asks me questions

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ok i don't really follow tech news, but if i understand this right, the new version of windows will actually bodily abduct you into the computer, where you will have to do all the levels from mario

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Getting ratatouilled by several rats with competing interests

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"average british person earns enough money to be alive" actually just statistical error. taxcuts georg, who lives in belize and makes £10,000,000 per second is an outlier and should not have been counted

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Trains. The long vehicle. Did you know that the train driver might be at the front of the train even if you're in one of the carriages? That's how long trains are. Wow! For more train facts visit wikipedia.

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Some trains are more than 100 years old. These trains are called "grandad trains". TrainFacts 🐂

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After extensive testing it was determined that trains are even faster than a horse, unless the horse is on the train, in which case the horse is the same speed as the train, unless the horse is running on the train in which case it is faster than the train unless the horse is running towards the rear of the train in which case it is slower than the train "TrainFacts

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Train Facts. Train facts. Did you know?: if you get on a train, you will find yourself mysteriously transported to a new location, even if you have remained sitting still in your seat the whole time. Ooh! :itisamystery: Nobody knows why this is.

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Train fact. Most trains say where they're going on the front. However you will sometimes see trains marked "driver's discretion". This means the driver gets to decide where it goes. Why not get on a drivers discretion train today? It can be a fun alternative to going somewhere you want.

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Train fact. You can train a dog, but you can't dog a train. 🐒

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love to my ME/CFS/LC comrades on "ME Awareness Day". it's so isolating, and simply being connected to yous onhere is something that saves me every day.

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They say the true aurora watcher is the one who doesn't see the aurora. Because that means the aurora is in their heart ☺️💭

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it's "May I" day. oh pappa, May I ride my pony to market today. oh May I! pappa May I have a french fancy from the silver tray. Oh!

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going to take the bins out 💪😩

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took the bins out 💪 :deadinside:

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From watching literally dozens of movies i have learnt that USAians are always concerned with getting to prom on time. Some suggestions for affirming things to say to USAians in your life:

  • you will certainly make it to prom on time
  • i expect you will not encounter any mishaps on your way to prom
  • while you yourself are unlikely to be voted prom king/queen, you strike me as the character who will experience the most personal growth at prom
  • oh you look great today. are you going to prom
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