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alopix

@alopix@mastodon.social

Austro-European in #Scotland 🇦🇹🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
#Software Engineer and Tech Enthusiast 👨‍💻
Loves hiking and find #Geocaches 🏔
Self-Published Author of #Fiction 📚

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craiggrannell, to random
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So who else in the UK is currently watching a live stream of a door?

alopix,
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@craiggrannell the lectern is here, so not a door only anymore 😲

sue, to random
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I may be a tech arsehole but I still do a lot of bonding with other glaswegian women based on whether or not you can currently get a washing hanging out

alopix,
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@sue from just having been on a bike, right now I‘d say: no 😆

alopix,
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@sue I hope it’s not all of your tears we see coming down out there right now 😅

agiletortoise, to random
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I wish Google’s vision aligned more with being the water treatment plant of the Internet, and less with providing the dehydrated, condensed poop version.

alopix,
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@agiletortoise you wouldn’t say that if you lived in England/the UK 🤣

(Raw, untreated sewage is illegally dumped in all kinds of bodies of water way too often by water treatment plants)

craiggrannell, to random
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I was waiting for this one. Netflix kills the legacy Basic plan and gives you to pick between a shitty ‘with ads’ plan (crowing that you’ll save 35%) or nudging you towards the more expensive Standard.

Fortunately, the child (our only Netflix viewer) has just started watching a lot of iPlayer and for the first time doesn’t care about the propect of losing Netflix. So we will be switching to the ‘no plan’.

alopix,
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@craiggrannell queue someone pointing out that the BBC license fee is much more expensive and only serving leftist (but also somehow government) propaganda 🤣

sue, to random
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I'm not saying I'm struggling to go back to work after a week off but I just had a pot noodle and a piece + chocolate for lunch

alopix,
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@sue I don’t understand? I feel like that’s my kind of work lunch all the time 🤣

sue, to random
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So this royal lassie is getting chemo, couple of thoughts:

Normally I'd advocate for absolute respect for someone's privacy, but these aristocratic folk receive public spending that could otherwise be spent on the health services so they can get fucked

I wish they were being more specific than "cancer" because one of the things it's important for people to understand is that that's meaningless at this point

As a cancer patient in their 40s, fuck the royals 👍🏻

alopix,
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@sue we can get a summary on what our taxes are spent on? Like specifically what you contributed as an individual 😲

jsq, to random
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  • alopix,
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    @jsq I’m still on the series 4 and the battery is so bad I need to turn on battery saving mode in the morning if I want to record an activity later in the day 😅

    alopix, to twitter
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    now shows posts on profiles in a random order. Makes accounts like completely useless where incidents are posted and chronological timeline is quite relevant …

    Meyerweb, to random
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    If Apple sticks to their declared intentions, web devs outside the EU won’t be able to test their sites/webapps/whatever against the non-WebKit iOS browsers that will exist in the EU.

    So, get ready for aggressive browser sniffing and “best viewed in/please switch to” badges making a comeback, because those are easy responses to this. Not good responses, at all, but humans are nothing if not lazy.

    alopix,
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    @Meyerweb isn’t that the case already?
    Google’s Chrome (or rather Blink) monopoly means websites do that already. Firefox and Safari’s experience being degraded at times and nobody caring isn’t that new 😅

    sue, to random
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    Limmy is the only other person I've discovered with the same irrational loathing for the later Columbos 🤣

    alopix,
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    @sue probably why I’ve not managed to finish the 9th season or even start the last season. I loved the start of the show and somehow found it difficult to finish 🥲

    sue, to random
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    Vagina dress discourse on twitter = shitposting, transphobia

    Vagina dress discourse on mastodon = people complaining about the hem and asking how to zoom in

    idk can we find a way to extract just the shitposting part and go there

    alopix,
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    @sue I wouldn’t have noticed the hem but now I am as disappointed as I love it 😆

    (How is there transphobia around a dress worn by someone who is not trans afaik … Twitter is weird. They really try to be as shitty as possible over there, are they 😅)

    alopix,
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    @sue very glad I’ve stopped visiting that place

    alopix, to random
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    Before that: 3D TVs! It’s like normal telly, but slower and worse!

    From: @thomasfuchs
    https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/111716110135816173

    alopix, to Cats
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    My milkshake brings all the to the yard 🎵

    Black and white cat waiting on a small wall.

    sue, to random
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    Was in marks and spencers earlier and they had used the word "iconic" on a packet of crisps

    alopix,
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    @sue in the context “iconically overpriced”? 🤣

    marioguzman, to random
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    Holy fuck it’s cold! 🥶

    alopix,
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    @marioguzman welcome to my week 😅

    alopix,
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    @marioguzman embrace the cold 😆

    alopix, to macos
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    alopix, to AppleWatch
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    My ‘s battery capacity is at 76% which is a noticeable degradation; can barely make it through a full day hike 🥲

    Thinking of either getting a replacement battery and iFixit kit or finally upgrading, given that it’s a series 4 😆

    Thing is, I don’t need any of the fancy new feature. I literally use it for sports tracking, checking the time, cooking countdowns, alarms and Apple Pay 🤷‍♂️

    alopix,
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    @faizalr not super easy, but once opened up, it just lies there like any of those Nokia 3310 removable batteries 😆

    https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Apple+Watch+Series+4+Battery+Replacement/133422

    alopix,
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    @faizalr I am on the latest watchOS and connects to the latest iOS (which honestly does very much surprise me 🤣)

    mergesort, to random
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    I did it, our one year anniversary. ❤️

    alopix,
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    @mergesort I’ve just had a 41 days run and was immensely nervous 🤣

    sue, to random
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    See if someone posts a thing on any platform listing things you "must know" in order to be an engineer of any kind, you can go ahead and assume they are talking shite 👍🏻

    alopix,
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    @sue that’s why some job ads enrage me so much—where they expect you to be a „superstar“ or know a range of technology as an expert in detail to an extent that hasn’t been possible to know any field in hundreds of years 😅

    craiggrannell, to random
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    I need more fun in my feed. Any recommendations for silly/fun/cute/geeky feeds that don’t update that often (maybe once or twice daily) would be wonderful.

    alopix,
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    @craiggrannell do you know the cute Foxes in Love?
    https://mastodon.social/@foxes_in_love

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