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amye

@amye@hachyderm.io

the foundation of my radical cause in my increasingly old age is that I want everyone to be ok.

portland, oregon - it rains here always, never come here

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amye, to random
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Dinner plans:
Brie and carmelized onion tart
Mirabelle jam cocktails

Smoked pork tenderloin with olive-anchovy vinaigrette
Arugula
Wine, some

Lemon bars

amye,
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@vwbusguy It's really just 'shove some carmelized onions and slices of brie on top of a slab of puff pastry'

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    @kevbob are you ok

    hazelweakly, to random
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    how adhd am i? very. very highly extremely levels of adhd

    You want me to design extremely resilient distributed systems and teach people how to do that, design architecture, and level up an organization? Sure, no problem

    Make one single solitary tiny lil phone call or fill out even the barest hint of paperwork? Absolutely not, it is so hard

    amye,
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    @hazelweakly ok fiiine

    amye,
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    @hazelweakly darling, we can totally get your life together.
    I'm at OSSNA this next week, but I am putting you on my docket for next week. You can totally do all of this and you will be extremely fabulous as you do it.

    amye, to random
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    Oregonian only space: so yeah about that kicker this year.

    amye,
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    @kevbob some years yes, some years no.
    The tax system here could use some modern touches, much like our roads.

    Lumberjack bullshit is my framing for this.
    Louisana of the Northwest is the other household framing for this.

    amye,
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    @kevbob ok so that would be annoying.
    The entire concept of this thing smells like 70s economic planning.

    whack, to random
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    Don’t worry, industry is on top of this. Instead of funding critical software as a risk mitigation, your projects will get a bad score and some finger-wagging from OpenSSF. Mischief managed! 😍

    amye,
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    @vwbusguy @whack @Conan_Kudo @sfalken @jperrin To pull things back to reality, this is a nuanced set of interactions in a complicated set of dependencies that no one has modelled or faced before.
    Grab your hats (infosec, governance, remediation), cowboys.

    amye,
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    @vwbusguy @Conan_Kudo @sfalken @whack @jperrin It's adorable that y'all didn't think I had stories of my own.
    It's for another time.

    amye,
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    @Conan_Kudo @vwbusguy @whack who amongst us doesn't look to rebuild their entire build system based on a single issue which is undetectable from a technology standpoint.

    amye,
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    @vwbusguy @whack @Conan_Kudo @sfalken @jperrin nah. The socratic method of burnination is really best left to Trogdor.

    amye,
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    @whack we're done for this week, right?

    amye,
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    @whack heavy sigh and a 1000 yard stare

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    @kevbob We get more done in the rain.

    vwbusguy, to random
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    Some lucky soul just might get one of these very, very limited edition bad-label floppies, which will no doubt be worth more than the regular label floppies on ebay at some future point.

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    @vwbusguy @gbraad @jperrin You know, some things are better left unturned.

    amye,
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    @vwbusguy @gbraad @jperrin he told me not to use a magnet on it

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    Explaining what esq.social and Lawstodon.org is to anyone not already familiar with the always seems to evoke little more than a "huh, cool."

    I need a better elevator pitch to rope in people I speak with in the real world.

    "Twitter without Nazis," believe it or not, doesn't seem to be enough of a selling point.

    amye,
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    @andrew Law twitter is something I really miss, and I get why it's hard to migrate over here.

    Twitter was really invested in a seamless experience: 'sign up, start shitposting and then find your friends'.

    Here, you have to know you have friends before you start shitposting.

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    @hazelweakly @adambkaplan @dbsmasher Oh don't worry, I'm a lot older than I act.

    amye,
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    @adambkaplan @dbsmasher @hazelweakly At least for our stuff, it's not Github, it's more nefarious than that. I give unto thee circular Google Docs.

    amye,
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    @adambkaplan @dbsmasher @hazelweakly At least if I set it up, you'll at least have (1) headings and (2) swearing

    amye,
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    @hazelweakly @dbsmasher we were way ahead of you

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    So! Are there any smart fire alarms that aren’t awful? Just had a false negative from my Nest.

    A few months after we moved in we had a lint fire, so I put a Nest in the laundry room.

    3ish years later, just had another lint fire, with enough smoke that my upstairs neighbor (shares an airwell) ran downstairs frantically; we didn’t smell it because the door was closed, concentrating the smell in the small laundry room with the silent Nest.

    Just ran a Nest test and it says it is fine.

    amye,
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    @rstephensme @luis_in_brief so that's terrifying

    luis_in_brief, to random
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    How did the Wordpress editor get so, so… frustrating? Whenever I write in it, it feels like an impediment rather than an aid. I get that as a mere amateur blogger I’m no longer the real target use case, but it is still sad.

    amye,
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    @luis_in_brief It's when it switched to Gutenberg and it was an odd choice then.
    If I was blogging more, I'd go in and turn it off.
    I think the community agrees with you.

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    “open, if you can keep it” would be a very, very good newsletter name in the current moment. https://hachyderm.io/@danilo/111925697361544222

    amye,
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    @luis_in_brief I did not need another side project, sir!

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    @kevbob I already spent too much time driving today otherwise I'd be right over

    amye,
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    @kevbob On the plus side, the 'bat out of hell' drives between Sequim and Portland are fun?

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