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brucelawson, to random
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Of employers who forced staff back to the office, 42% said "attrition" was higher than normal, 21% said the move had actually lost them some of their "key" staff. 29% were now "struggling" to recruit altogether. Ha ha ha. https://www.theregister.com/2023/06/29/wfh_rto_survey/

Npars01,
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@brucelawson

"Back to the office" policy is a form of a "dumb-sizing" mass layoff.

Staff with the most in-demand skills will leave first.

doncish,

@rpluim @brucelawson

In my social circle only older employees (men > 60) rejoyce at going back to 100% on-site. The rest demands between 4-5 home office days per week and is prepared to leave the company if their employers should be stupid enough to force them back onsite full time. Meanwhile nobody I know willingly applies for jobs that demand 100% on-site because they are as old-fashioned as VHS tape in the IT sector. need to grow up and let go of the past.

brucelawson, to random
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Enjoy these two concentric circles

jonoabroad,
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@brucelawson you can't make me. You're not my real dad.

dabertime,
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brucelawson, to random
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I'm having a conversation with a designer about icons. Making a screenreader read "camera" or "microphone" when an icon is shown is trivial with aria-label. But screenreader users are massively outnumbered by sighted users who might be confused by the meaning of a tiny image/ icon. The mighty Paul Annett explains more:

paul,
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@brucelawson I recently heard someone describe this little icon as: "a little man with a hat"

williampietri,
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@brucelawson Yes! Some years back I gave a talk called, "Why You Should Do Support" advocating for every person in tech to take the occasional support shift. A key part was a call I did circa 1990 with someone who had gotten their first Mac and was struggling to figure out how to plug in the monitor. I had her describe the ports she could find, and one was "dinner plate" or "place setting". It blew my mind; it was a place setting!

Photograph of a Mac IIsi with color monitor, keyboard, and mouse
Photo of one of the ports from the Mac IIsi, a now-ancient looking connector with 15 holes in two rows. Beneath it is an icon for the monitor port, which they had rendered as a rounded rectangle with a vertical bar on left and right, such that it looked like a place setting.
A grainy close-up of an icon for the monitor port, which Apple had rendered as a rounded rectangle with a vertical bar on left and right, such that it looked like a place setting.

brucelawson, to random
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Not all heroes wear capes.

laurre,

@brucelawson

A while ago I was interviewing for a job. I think I got past 3 interviews and they refused to talk money. When it was time for the last interview I told them that either they told me how much they were offering beforehand or I wouldn't be attending.

They ghosted me after that so I didn't bother going.

The HR manager called later that day screaming and calling me (I quote) "fucking unprofessional".

Lovely guy. 0/10 would not recommend.

mvilain,
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@brucelawson Here in California, job postings must contain a salary range BY LAW. Companies and recruiters who post jobs from out of state for remote work in California must include a salary range also.

Pointing this out to said companies and recruiters is a great way to weed out those companies as they'll ghost you.

Same with telling Tata (TCS), Wipro, or other Indian recruiting firms that their contract rate isn't close to market for the role.

brucelawson, to random
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My modest proposal: Failing water companies should go bankrupt, their investors lose everything, their boards and C-suites be fired, and the gov should buy them for £1 and run them as national utilities. Ditto the railways and privatised energy orgs that price-gouged us last 2 winters. Then every statue of Thatcher & her ideological allies should be melted down and turned into commemorative medals to celebrate the day we free ourselves of the stupidity that saw the nations' utilities and housing stock sold to profiteering wideboys.

theUnicorn,
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@brucelawson How good would that be.

Here's how it will go. Water Co will got tits-up. Holding company walks away with no debt. Buys back company-in-admin for 1p, debts written off. The bills of all water users increase to cover bad debt.

Exactly what has happened in the Power companies

eonity,
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@brucelawson And for some additional context: there was a time in the 1990’s, and extending into the 2000’s, when neo-liberal fever gripped Singapore.

A lot of previously-nationalised companies were privatised, and where companies were already technically privatised, their primary industries were liberalised. Telecommunications, public transit, national TV, print media - you name it, they privatised and/or liberalised it.

brucelawson, to random
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We curse the one benighted chap /
Who felled the sycamore at the gap /
but tolerate those richer guys /
who burn whole forests, seas and skies.

Simon Heywood, 2023

Gustodon,
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@brucelawson This is charming but the crime is uniquely awful. The kid responsible deserves a lifetime of condemnation.

arose62,
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@Gustodon @brucelawson

But he'll probably leverage the infamy into a board position on some 'Forestry' Commission somewhere.

brucelawson, to random
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We all know that the Big Apple is New York, but I have no idea where the Minneapolis.

brainwane,
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@brucelawson Have you ever heard the song "North Dakotachrome" by Lawsuit? On the album "Emergency Third Rail Power Trip"? In case you haven't, it is a dense, rich, catchy tune of geographic puns.

brucelawson, to random
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I tried to use Google Drive to send a file to Bugs Bunny. But he'll only accept a whatsapp doc.

AshleyMarineP,
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brucelawson,
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In Egypt, archeologists have unearthed the body of an ancient king, who was mummified in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it's Pharaoh Rocher.

brucelawson, to random
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I hadn't expected Nigel Farage's new banking campaign website to be so frank or attractively designed. Spread the word! https://accountclosed.org.uk

gsuberland,
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@brucelawson the donate button going to the RNLI is just chef's kiss

brucelawson,
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@gsuberland I hope the leftie immigrant-hugging woketard who made it sees this comment

brucelawson, to random
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If you filled in this PWA Death Survey BEFORE TODAY please RE-DO IT. We realise there was some important supplemental data we need to gather in order to argue our case but were (frankly) too shell-shocked to ask for the first time. Soz: it's for a good cause! (please boost for reach) https://open-web-advocacy.org/apple-attempts-killing-webapps/

brucelawson, to random
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It’s Official, Apple Kills Web Apps in the EU https://open-web-advocacy.org/blog/its-official-apple-kills-web-apps-in-the-eu/ If you ship a Web App in the EU and will be impacted by this, please fill in our survey. It is critical that we gather as much evidence as possible to prevent Apple from breaking Web Apps in the EU.

juliank,
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@alfonsoml It's a process called malicious compliance, where you aim to comply with the law but twist it really badly.
@brucelawson

sebastix,
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brucelawson, to random
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I love this funny kitten with a cute duck on its head!

misc,
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@donw @brucelawson I actually haven't seen Prince of Darkness, but it's definitely high on the list! The movie the image is from is from the last 2 or 3 years. Honestly not even sure spoilers are such a bad thing for it - ending felt tacked on, but I liked the vibes.

donw,
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@misc @brucelawson I phrased that badly; the second movie I was talking about was a Cruise-helmed remake of a (far superior) Spanish language movie named Abren los Ojos.

brucelawson, to random
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Enjoy this photo of a ghost egg scared of her own tits.

aardrian,
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@brucelawson I’d eat/hit/bust that.

violetmadder,
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@brucelawson

BOO-bies

brucelawson, to random
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AI bots are so good at mimicking the human brain and vision that CAPTCHAs are useless https://qz.com/ai-bots-recaptcha-turing-test-websites-authenticity-1850734350
"The bots’ accuracy is up to 15% higher than that of humans" - so get rid of them from your sites; they're often an accessibility disaster for actual humans.

brucelawson,
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In 2019, 63% of UK web users with access needs cited CAPTCHAs as a barrier to using retail sites (PDF: https://www.clickawaypound.com/downloads/cap19final0502.pdf)

brucelawson, to random
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It looks like a work gig has fallen through or been delayed, so if you need a pre-project a11y design review, auditing or staff training, you can hire me: https://brucelawson.co.uk/hire-me/

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