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c0dec0dec0de, 7 months ago to random

@irenes for whatever reason, I mentally pronounce your display name the same as Erinyes despite it clearly being the plural, possessive, or plural-possessive of Irene.

c0dec0dec0de, 8 months ago to random

@ian !!!

From: @ehyde
https://federatedfandom.net/@ehyde/111099314429652243

c0dec0dec0de, 8 months ago to random

Ah, Monday. The remote machine I use at work is undiscoverable - and I don’t even know its physical location to tell someone to kick it.

c0dec0dec0de, 8 months ago to ADHD

#LazyWeb #ADHD
Is there some kind of near-field or whatever tag type thing I can attach to tools and have them scream if they’re not in range of a base station or something? Like put a base station in the tool area and have a mobile one on my person and if I leave behind the folding utility knife (because I’ve bought at least a dozen of them and can’t find them or had to discard them after they were ruined by the elements) the tool screams so I can’t help but go grab it?

c0dec0dec0de, 8 months ago to ADHD

So, I'm reading about my stupid brain and this is fucking with me. (see attached excerpt from Taking Charge of Adult ADHD) Other people have detailed sensory recollection? My recollection of sensory information seems more like metadata than replay to me. Sweet and sour chicken is good and tangy, but I can't like taste it in my head.
I think this is the first time I've felt really like there's something wrong with me.
#ADHD #neurodivergent #neuroscience #qualia

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to random

I have to go into the office tomorrow. Ugh. I can’t believe they want me to do this.

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to puns

What do you call someone who is always sure they put the batteries in the right way?
A terminal optimist.
#BadJokes #joke #puns

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to random

Now, maybe you hate Sony. Maybe you hate Activision. There's plenty of good reason to hate both – they're run by creeps who do shitty things to gamers and to their employees. But if you think that Microsoft will be better once it eliminates its competition, then you have the attention span of a goldfish on Adderall.

• @pluralistic, https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/14/making-good-trouble/

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to puns

Would you call a chameleon a Pantone-mime?
#puns #jokes

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to animals

So, anyone want to guess whether our puppy has learned his lesson about not chasing (and catching) skunks? Numbskull caught a juvenile skunk.
#DogsOfMastodon #dogs #skunk

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to bitwarden

Bitwarden’s been throwing warnings on my phone telling me to scale back my hashing parameters because they might fail on this device.
Of course, now that I post about it, it’s not doing it so I can’t screenshot it…
#Bitwarden #PasswordHashing #Infosec

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to random

Evergreen XKCD:
https://xkcd.com/1163

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to Kubernetes

Walking the dog and realized that it might actually help someone if I wrote a blog post about how I use DuckDNS, LetsEncrypt, and Caddy to get a wildcard domain with TLS without exposing any ports on my home network - and how that can unblock people experimenting with bare-metal #kubernetes.
#HomeLab #networking

c0dec0dec0de, 9 months ago to random

I really appreciate how clearly my cat can communicate his nuanced emotional state in the run-up to being fed. He purrs like a diesel engine while continually meowing insistently at me to hurry the fuck up. Excitement, anticipation, and impatience. All coming through quite clearly.

c0dec0dec0de, 10 months ago to random

Console versions of Minecraft can't talk to Java Minecraft, fine, whatever.
Console versions of Minecraft require paid subscriptions to talk to a dedicated server on the same LAN, even though they can freaking see it and it's local? Bullshit.

c0dec0dec0de, 10 months ago to random

Ugh… lack of search is annoying.
I swear @cstross was in a conversation about weird units in UK production, blah blah blah, some clunky cast-iron machine pumping out these cans or whatever.
There’s some truth there. We used to use colbalt alloys because they’re insanely durable machines with cobalt alloy seats and bearings are still in use in places, but we don’t make them anymore except in special cases. See atomically stable cobalt, Co-59, is great. Fantastic stuff.

c0dec0dec0de, 10 months ago to random

Cell phones are just complicated pet rocks.

c0dec0dec0de, 10 months ago to random

“Journalism, you’re doing’ great, sweetie!”

• @hegemommy, reacting to https://newrepublic.com/article/173987/mysterious-case-fake-gay-marriage-website-real-straight-man-supreme-court

c0dec0dec0de, 11 months ago to random

I think we should give these guys a break. I, too, have ignored well-accepted safety advice. Today, for instance, I did yard work in sneakers and ankle socks. For my hubris, the push mower kicked a rock at me and cut my ankle pretty badly.
#hubris #OceanGate #safety

c0dec0dec0de, 11 months ago to random

Is it possible on Linux to have one user’s login take them directly, full screen into a VM? Then probably log them out when they shutdown the VM?

c0dec0dec0de, 11 months ago to random

Wait, if I’m using some TXT attribute in a DNS record to prove that I control a domain to letsencrypt, then I could just not expose the server to the world and still have TLS on my local network?
🤯

c0dec0dec0de, 11 months ago to random

I talk relatively frequency about how the size of the configuration space influences the practical utility of a tool (not here, I guess, but in my actual life).
My frequent target is ClearCase. People have made cases for it being the best SCM system for certain use-cases, but specifying what you want to get can be a full-on document.
On the other hand, Git is relatively simple (yeah, I know). The configuration space is smaller.
#scm #git

c0dec0dec0de, 11 months ago to animals

I want to pat the raccoon!
🦝🦝🦝
#raccoon #animals

Another close-cropped picture of the raccoon on wooden steps, still holding a granola bar, but now with head back, chewing. (Still cute)

c0dec0dec0de, 11 months ago to random

I like cheap keyboards. I have an Insignia keyboard and it’s great for me.
It’s shallow enough that there’s no need for a wrist rest. The keys don’t have a lot of travel and it’s reasonably quiet (when I don’t slam the Return key with a flourish as I finish a line).
I tried two TKL keyboards after seeing the Nth post about how they save space and it makes sense to spend money on the primary input for my job and hobbies.
#keyboards #programmers

c0dec0dec0de, 11 months ago to random

Ugh, I forgot that my stupid Bowflex VeloCore expects me to pay the company to stream media to the giant screen on the front. Like, really? You want me to pay you so I can stream Netflix - that I have to pay for separately - on the Android tablet you bolted onto my exercise bike?
#enshittification