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dannotdaniel

@dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud

area cheese guy

making your way
in the world today
takes everything yo

hellions admin. other account is https://mastodon.social/@dannotdaniel

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I suggest he focus on THE CRIMES in the COURT ROOM and focus on SLEEPING in the BED ROOM. just me?

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-classified-documents-bedroom/

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calling all MINSTRELS

๐ŸŽถ
Bravely bold Sir Donald
Rode forth from ScamAlot
He was not afraid to lie,
Oh brave Sir Donald
He was not at all afraid
To be grilled in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave
brave Sir Donald

๐ŸŽถ
For he was not
in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
and his body burned away
And his limbs
all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Donald

๐ŸŽถ
Brave Sir Donald ran away
Bravely ran away away
When perjury reared
it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail
and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Donald
turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Swiftly taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave

Sir Donald
๐ŸŽถ

#TrumpTrial #TrumpFraud #TrumpCoward #MontyPython

a toot from Steve Herman which reads: The defense in Donald Trump's criminal trial in NYC rests its case without the ex-president testifying.

dannotdaniel,
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@writeon1 he can testify

the gag order doesn't prevent him from testifying

where on Earth did you get that idea. my god.

dannotdaniel, to random
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PERFECT IRONY IS A MYT~~

So you know how Texans brand every goddamn thing from McDonald's to Budweiser bottles with their State Brand. It's so fucking obnoxious. Also they're all about beef consumption.

Well.. enter this new aggressive tick - The Lone Star Tick. It moves fast to get on animals, and it's bite can make the victim allergic to (are you ready for this) eating red meat. Fucking hell ๐Ÿ’€

https://web.uri.edu/tickencounter/species/lone-star-tick/

StillIRise1963, to random
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Do you remember โ€œfreedom friesโ€ from the GWB administration? This shit started back then.

dannotdaniel,
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@StillIRise1963 I seem to recall French Toast also was just too much for them

thomasfuchs, to random
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The AI hype sometimes reminds me of 1970s foods.

People actually thought dishes like โ€œAvocado Jelly Waldorf with Mayonnaiseโ€ were decent and a good idea.

dannotdaniel,
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@thomasfuchs you have done it. this is the perfect fucking post. my gods man

dannotdaniel,
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@thomasfuchs I came into possession briefly of the Betty Crocker Ground Meat Cookbook, from like 19 fifty fuck no

anyway, this time did exist and yes, people made food in-the-shape-of-other-animals. "for your hard working husband" etc etc.

Just barf on every level. Faded pictures and fade to black - scene.

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Orlando BloomScrolling


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dannotdaniel,
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@raineyday you wouldn't like him... when he's been over on Twitter ๐Ÿ˜…

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[ Fedi Mercury has logged on ]



fedi mercury challenge coin front: elephant with glowing eyes - reads MASTODON 2024 back: freddie mercury but he's holding dual golden mechanical keyboards in his trademark pose caption: HELLIONS made in blender

dannotdaniel, to random
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I told you, Twitter
you can't touch this ๐Ÿ”ฅ

:hammer_time: :hammer_time: :hammer_time: :hammer_time: :hammer_time: :hammer_time:

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We are the Champions..

...of open source federated social networks



fedi mercury challenge coin - made in blender Freddie Mercury holding two mechanical keyboards on one side - a glowing eyed elephant on the other caption: We are the HELLIONS

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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Made a little noise in the '90s.
Now blowing up open source federated social media. Damn, its almost

Into gardening. Avid birder.

"Nobody steals those chicks.. and lives" - Toot Nukem


Toot Nukem - the Duke has an iPhone with kittens on it. Flames in Blender

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dannotdaniel, to retrogaming
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Happy fedi-Friday - hang in there

:verified_flames: you got this :verified_hellion:

#fedi #friday #donkeykongjr #retrogaming

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๐ŸŽถ
doot doot doot
da-doot doot da-doot doot
doot doot doot
da-doot doot da-doot doot


dannotdaniel,
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I always loved this face lol

dannotdaniel, to random
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what an absolute clownshow of self-serving short-sighted shitweasels. ๐Ÿง€ ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿง€



dannotdaniel, to random
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LMAO ๐Ÿ’€ pre-ordered

... hmmm think imma need a new support bracket and a new tax bracket

repost w alt text - OP @BartV

dannotdaniel, to random
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๐ŸŽถ

(โ€ข_โ€ข)
<) )โ•ฏall the fedi ladies
/ \

(โ€ข_โ€ข)
( (> all the fedi ladies
/ \

if you like it then
you should have
put alt-text on it

(โ€ข-โ€ข) _
<) )โ•ฏno - boost - no
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