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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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dgar, to random
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will now resume normal service.

Me: Do you keep stationary?

Newsagent: No, I move around a bit.

keefmarshall, to random
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"Yes dear that's very nice that you won your thing but we need to sort out this quote for a new shed..."

Back down to earth.. 🤣

dgar,
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@keefmarshall 😂

fkfd, to random
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Key 13, 2023: Here is a song titled "Solarpunk Grazers", an ode to a solarpunk utopia. Let us envision a future where energy comes not from a monopoly, but from community solar farms that, apart from generating green power, graze the cattle. In fact, the technology is already out there, awaiting our first move; viva la revolution!

Fedi: sure, sure, here's some votes. not gonna make you top 3 though

Key 13, 2024: aardvarks misaligned Orycteropus afer Orycteropus afer

Fedi: no lyrics have resonated with me more than these. please accept this grammy

dgar,
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@fkfd
😂🏆

dgar, to music
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The 4th Annual Fedivision Song Contest has concluded. What an incredible event, and indeed, an amazing achievement by the organisers of the event. 🎉

Shoutout to the face of Fedivision 2024, the winner of Fedivision 2023, @futzle for the incredible effort they’ve put into putting this together and keeping it running! 👏

Congratulations to every single person who entered their music! It’s been so much fun listening to your tracks. All of them!! 🫶

Shout out to Radio Free Fedi (@radiofreefedi) for hosting the pop-up channel for the event! They’ve done an amazing job! 👍

Congratulations to our winner, @keefmarshall for their incredible piece “Misaligned Aardvarks”! 🏆

Congrats to our runner up @negativeplayers for their amazing song “The New Rage”! ✌️

Big love to everyone who voted “All Zombies Go To Heaven” into 3rd place. Out of 72 entries, you humble me. Thank you. ☺️

I’m honoured to share the top ten with all the excellent artists who got a shoutout from the Fedivision Vote Bot. The entire selection is an amazing collection of impressive works!! 🥂

I want to thank my Wife, and Mom & Dad, and…

* is forcibly escorted from the podium while continuously trying to thank everyone they can think of…

https://fedi.vision/@vote/posts/317904753296968336/

dgar,
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@HCBunny
Yes. Despite the week of people being flooded with hashtags, it seems that over 50% of the Fediverse is still unaware of its existence!!

Cc: @futzle

dgar,
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@Kahte 🫶

dgar,
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dgar,
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@Neblib
Thank you!!
☺️

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@dgar they're playing your song! Congratulations on your placement!

dgar,
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@leece Thank you!!! 🤩

dgar,
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@leece In and out it seems… 🤭

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Mon grand favori a remporté le avec sa chanson sur les oryctéropes mal alignés. Bravo @keefmarshall 🥳🥳🥳

@stephan et sa jument auraient mérités d’être sur le podium, mais il finit à une belle 7e place.

Bravo @dgar et ses zombis pour sa belle 3e place.

Bravo à tous les autres.

Quant à moi, je suis aux nues de compter parmi les 10 premiers (sur 72) à la 9e place ☺️☺️☺️

dgar,
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@stephan @sknob @keefmarshall
Thank you so much! And congratulations on your top ten placement!!
✌️😁🤘

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@dgar congrats to your great fedivision result!

dgar,
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@andijah Thanks so much! What a fun event!!
✌️😁🤘

dgar,
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@andijah
Probably only going to get bigger…

dgar, to random
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Does anyone know what the Knights in White actually sat in?

dgar, to random
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My friend Bernadette set fire to their bills.

skyfire747, to random
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Done the deed on this locomotive.

https://railsofsheffield.com/products/hornby-70th-westwood-br-jinty-rovex-scale-models-limited-1954-2024-limited-edition

dgar,
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@skyfire747 you Hornby bugger you! 🤭

dgar,
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@skyfire747 Oh! Sorry, I misunderstood “deed”. 🤭

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I am usually not one to talk about myself, but yesterday I was voted in as captain of my local rfs brigade

having only been a member for 6 years, it's been a bit of a quick rise, with a tonne of training and response and everything in between, from painting our shed to cleaning toilets

hopefully I can live up to the role and continute the effort that has gone into the last 85 years of the brigade!

dgar,
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Congrats @warkolm!!
✌️😁👍

dgar, to random
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My rechargeable batteries are revolting.

dgar,
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@Kahte 🤗

dgar,
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@JorgeStolfi 😁

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My daily (?) request to all those enjoying - pretty please use the hashtag! That way those of us who are less enthusiastic (or perhaps even downright curmudgeonly) about it can tune it out.

And to those already hashtagging it - thank you!

dgar,
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@kauer Nearly finished now.
✌️☺️👍

dgar, to random
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a Time Machine.

I’ve just unexpectedly invented

dgar,
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@GoatRoper
That’s irrelevant!! 😂

dgar, to ethelcain
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It’s Monday!! It’s also the three year anniversary of the release of the Mastodon-famous song “It’s Always Monday On The Moon”

Written for future moon workers spending long hours doing dangerous work in a lethal environment, my song is about how quickly the enthusiasm for a job like this may disappear quickly due to the isolation and monotonous routine.

https://song.link/i/1570437239

dgar,
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@cvwillegen
✌️😏🤙

dgar, (edited ) to random
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is participating in the Fedivision Song Contest 2024.

I will be representing the fictional faction known as Dizzy Corp. My four-letter vote code is DIZZ.

My entry is a new song called “All Zombies Go To Heaven”.

You can listen to all 72 entries here:
https://fedivision.party

Instructions on how you can cast your three (3) votes can be found here:
https://fedivision.party/vote/

Follow the and hashtags, and the @announce and @vote accounts for updates and voting!

dgar,
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@vote @announce @OrangeR
😁🤗🫶

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