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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

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#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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I think I’ll submit my Zombie song for if I can finish it in time!!

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FLAMINGO

Photo by Paige Klee.

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I hate going to MC Hammer’s house.

He won’t let you touch anything.

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Saw a carpenter arguing with the cook.

They were going at it hammer and tongs.

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I introduced my friend to my hammer, my chisel, and my saw.

They know the drill.

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I bought a waffle iron the other day.

I hate wrinkles in my waffles.

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I was asked to put relish on the shopping list.

Now I can’t read it.

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Would a dwelling made of aerogel be a light house?

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@Kahte 🚂🫶🥰

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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar.

They both had a great time.

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@fkamiah17 it’s for the best

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LABR Presents Dgar & Brother Soul - Pick & Mix 02

A two hour podcast of tunes picked by and mixed by Brother Soul (@brothersoul) of Love A Brother Radio (@labr).

Tune into the Dayconmusic podcast on PodOmatic here at https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/dayconmusic/episodes/2024-05-05T06_27_19-07_00

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If I'm being subjective, I'd say my favourite band is The Who.

If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

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Jumped on the tube earlier today.

Toothpaste went everywhere!

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I try to make fancy, posh breads, but they always come out the same.

I’m stuck with the status dough.

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@LJ 🫶🫠

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What goes on in my wardrobe is Narnia business.

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My friend just brought a load of graph paper.

I think they’re plotting something.

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@CStamp not me!

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Doctor: Do you smoke or drink alcohol?

Me: I drink it.

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@mijutu 😏

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