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Riddles are about tonight.

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hannah, to random
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As a fan of weather.gov and now spaceweather.gov i think more websites should have a space version

eviloatmeal,
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@hannah spacemastodon.gov

Velveteen, to random
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Someone here just said dunking bread in soup is cottagecore

eviloatmeal,
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@Velveteen I want to dunk bread in soup...

BrodieOnLinux, to random
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Ah yes my favourite video games, Kingdom To Heart and Metal Gay Solid on the PlayStasis 2

eviloatmeal,
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@BrodieOnLinux I'm a fan of Heavy Metal Slug 3.

eviloatmeal,
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@BrodieOnLinux Oh, and let's not forget Silent Bill 4.

18+ lewdcy, to random

Why isn't the thing between my legs like herrrrrssss?

eviloatmeal,
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@lewdcy Yours is the collector's edition! puts a protective sleeve on it

eviloatmeal, to random
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https://payhip.com/b/BNP8j

My coloring book pages are now downloadable over here, for free.

There are PDF booklets both in A4 and US Letter format, so hopefully it should be easy enough for anyone to print out.

eviloatmeal,
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@Weanerdog :NoHoneyWeHaveSurprisedPikachuAtHome:

Yes! Certainly! Of course.

Which one of my designs in particular strikes your fancy in such a way that you would want it to be a part of you?

eviloatmeal, to random
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cofe

LRRRonEarth, to random
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I SEE THE APPEAL OF "KILL ALL HUMANS," BUT I.M.O. IT'S TOO EXTREME. WHO WILL MINE ALUMINUM? WHO WILL MAKE HAM? THINK BEFORE YOU EXTERMINATE.

eviloatmeal,
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@LRRRonEarth Pigs make ham.

eviloatmeal,
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@LRRRonEarth I don't know about that. Have you even tried fresh, un-humanned ham? Maybe it's better that way. Maybe all humans do is meddling and muddling and make-believe.

foolisholivia, to random

i think sometimes people forget i was originally a shitposter which is fair tbh i don't do it as much now. i wish i had the energy to do it more

eviloatmeal,
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@foolisholivia drawing pictures of rick astley on packets of multivitamins and dropping them in your inbox Take my shitposting energy!

LadyDragonfly, to random

ME: The Earth is 71% water
SCIENTIST: Yes. True.
ME: And practically all of that water is uncarbonated
SCIENTIST: Okay, sure. Not sure where you're going with this but
ME: So the Earth is flat
SCIENTIST...
ME: ...
SCIENTIST: Listen here you little shit

eviloatmeal,
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@LadyDragonfly I feel like that means the Earth is still, not flat.

SCIENTIST, SQUINTING SUSPICIOUSLY: Are you implying the Sun orbits the Earth...?

lanodan, to random
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tech enthusiasts: I want a smart home

tech workers: I want a wood cabin

eviloatmeal,
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@lanodan 🖨 🔫

astrid, to random
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I sure love being a "steak" holder if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge

eviloatmeal,
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@astrid Well, I thought it was funny. But also I'm saying that in the way like a parent who has never laughed at anything in their life and just wants to be supportive...

jens, to random
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    eviloatmeal,
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    @jens I think the point of this meme template is the specificity with which two unrelated circumstances get compared. So the more detailed the text, the better. Something like "causing massive, worldwide logistics chaos by getting stuck in a boat canal" or whatever you can come up with that is both hyper specific and detailed, but applies to both.

    eviloatmeal,
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    @jens Well, you can also go the other way with two very distant subjects for the arms, and then the specificity of the thing they share will be offset by how unrelated they are

    amberage, to random
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    Screw "this meeting could have been an email".

    What about "this YouTube video could have been a blog post"?

    eviloatmeal,
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    @heatherhorns @amberage Mostly I'm into the concept of "this half a day of unpaid work in the evening disguised as a pizza party could have been half a day of paid work during business hours."

    aimeemaroux, to antiquidons

    An ancient Roman cast pendant in the shape of a phallus in very good, wearable condition.

    🏛️ Dated ca. 200 CE. From an old British private collection

    @antiquidons

    eviloatmeal,
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    @aimeemaroux @SDZ @antiquidons Hey! It's not about the size of the pendant, it's how you use it.

    lanodan, to random
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    French people challenge don't say "peace" /pi:s/ exactly like you would say «pisse» /pis/.

    eviloatmeal,
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    @lanodan /bɪt͡ʃ/ /bit͡ʃ/

    Froggo, to random
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    I just realized why handling eggs is kinda like handling cum. Cause that's kinda what that is 😑

    eviloatmeal,
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    @Froggo Well, cloaca, but yes. :woozy_google:

    eviloatmeal,
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    @Froggo @usernameswift @Natsura :Pencheese:

    Froggo, to random
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    Hehehehe I actually really like my name owo

    eviloatmeal,
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    @Froggo Nova has a name they're excited about!! :GarPog:

    Froggo, to random
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    🥴 #🥴

    eviloatmeal,
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    @Froggo :woozy_skype:

    eviloatmeal,
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    @Froggo :woozy_joypixels:

    eviloatmeal,
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    @Froggo I just went to emojipedia and snagged all the ones that are on there.

    :woozy_android: :woozy_apple: :woozy_emojipedia: :woozy_facebook: :woozy_google: :woozy_joypixels: :woozy_lg: :woozy_openmoji: :woozy_playstation: :woozy_samsung: :woozy_skype: :woozy_tossface: :woozy_twitter: :woozy_whatsapp: :woozy_windows:

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