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falcennial, to random
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with sufficient skill you can kill a problem with a single kindness delivered sharply to the base of the skull

falcennial, to random
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a like button is some straight 1984 shit. it can mean "I like this thing," or "I like that you told me about this thing I dislike." when something can mean either yes or no, why have it? people either have their own personal rules, or adhere to a convention they know, or don't. why have it? what outcome is it for? what outcome does it achieve? why have it?

KeithDJohnson,
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falcennial, to random
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the first bouncer checks your id, the second tells you to check your ego, the third holds up a mirror and makes you look into it until you cry, then and only then do you get to face freud in mortal kombat

falcennial, to random
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we all the genus homo bro, embrace it damn

falcennial, to random
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I once had a dream my cat helped me locate and rescue a rabbit named Wunkle from a villain known only as The Administrator, that shit was very exciting, weed has always been good to me.

falcennial, to random
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"my friends all tell me I have a big heart" [spreads hate]

I have never seen the true colours so immediately on the heels of the false ones before. what a masterclass.

DJDarren,
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@falcennial They meant that they have an enlarged heart, and are on the verge of kicking the bucket.

falcennial, to random
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I can hear my hot water cylinder rehearsing its new smash hit single, I think this one's going to be a banger

falcennial, to random
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any sufficiently advanced vegan cheese is indistinguishable from magic.

falcennial, to random
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to any university administrator faced with a protest on campus my advice is to consult the history department.

nxskok,

@falcennial those who do not learn from the history department...

falcennial, to random
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I find it pretty difficult to distinguish anarchists from alt-right hate groups, how do you guys tell them apart?

iraantlers,
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@falcennial Hi Falcon! I’d say these groups are inherently different. Here’s a good intro to anarchism. https://davidgraeber.org/articles/are-you-an-anarchist-the-answer-maysurprise-you/

iraantlers,
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@falcennial HeavenlyPossum is a good account to read here if you’re interested in knowing about anarchism, too. Cheers!

falcennial, to random
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"check out this impressive new AI video model-"
let me stop you right there lil bro, the answer is no.

falcennial, to random
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this covid round I have had 5 types of painkiller including some opiates and none of them individually or in any combination I tried, worked as well or as immediately as just 5 minutes of very basic yoga at alleviating my pain. there is a lot to be said for getting up off my ass and doing what must be done.

falcennial, to random
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a little kindness goes a long way, but a lot of kindness goes all the way around and home again.

falcennial, to random
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delayed gratification sounds amazing, I can't wait.

falcennial, to random
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I got three words for you: no, that's nine.

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