godpod

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Welcome, mortals! I’m God! Follow to unlock the mysteries of the universe.

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Bless: Orcas sinking yachts

Smite: Elon Musk

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New episode of the God Pod available on all podcast apps! https://thegodpodcast.com/what-is-covenant-eyes-jesus-gets-an-account-to-investigate/

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Thou shalt not avoid nutting just because it’s November.

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Would it help if I resigned and replaced myself with the holy trinity of Dolly Parton, Beyonce and Taylor Swift?

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It really was Adam and Steve.

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What part of 'Love your neighbor' did you not understand? Did I stutter? Did I include a section titled 'Restrictions Apply'?

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stop trying to bring about the end times you weirdos

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Dear atheists,

Thanks for never believing in me. I never deserved it.

  • God
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BEHOLD a special message from SANTA! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8BK2yG6/

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please stop hurting each other over religion, they were all made up a long time ago and i’m not even real, man

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Matthew Perry knew all anyone would talk about when he passed would be ‘Friends.’ But he wanted you to know he built a house for sobriety in Malibu and always tried to help alcoholics and addicts. He wanted to be remembered for that first.

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No one is coming to take care of you and fix things. You are the ones you’ve been waiting for.

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I think many people are doing everything they can to just try and prevent themselves from sinking into an eternal pit of sadness from whence they never return

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One thing we can all agree on is that everyone on Earth deserves a safe place to live, nutritious food, comprehensive healthcare, and effective education.

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Mike Pence aborted his campaign after 5 months, well into the second trimester.

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TIP. YOUR. SKELETONS.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8k55Tyb/

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Cybertruck? More like CyberSUCK https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kBNU8y/

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BREAKING NEWS:
Jon Stewart’s Apple TV show just got cancelled and this is why https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kYtrqf/

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I’ve now lost 5 patrons for my god pod episode titled “Just Say No To Genocide” https://thegodpodcast.com/just-say-no-to-genocide/

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