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jarkman

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Roboticist, maker, software engineer. Mostly making giant joyful soft robots with Air Giants.

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jonty, to random
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Doctor: Your blood pressure seems very high

Me: So in 2012 we decided to organise a camping trip and

jarkman,
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@jonty if I were asked to choose between less camping or an exploded Jonty, I know what I'd choose. Take care.

jonty, to random
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Today I delegated three entire things AND said no to an exciting idea. What is happening to me.

jarkman,
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@jonty You're pre-emptively making space for an even more exciting idea that's coming in a couple of days. Good work.

mattgrayyes, to random
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I've downloaded VCVRack again. Let the slippery slope recommence

jarkman,
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jonty, to random
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Standard EMF planning call:

• Someone pitches a wild idea
• Discard idea due to practicality
• Finish meeting enthusiastically agreeing on a ridiculous new plan that involves a bouncy castle blower OR a vacuum depending on testing in a nearby canal

jarkman,
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@jonty lmk if anyone needs a blower consultant

jarkman,
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@jonty awwww

MLE_online, to random
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I have given lettuce a comfortable home where she can be safe, with soft, warm blankets and plenty of food, but her crazy little half-feral self would rather spend her nights outside sleeping on a chair

jarkman,
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@MLE_online Our Teazle - who we found abandoned by her feral mother in our garden as a tiny kitten - is noticeably wilder that all our other cats. I think the feral population is actually genetically a bit different.

jarkman,
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@MLE_online Yes. Somebody should science that.

jarkman,
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jarkman, to random
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Who do I know in London ? We'll be showing Unfurl and Luma in the Strand this week, come and say hello!

https://www.kcl.ac.uk/events/the-glowbot-garden

gsuberland, to random
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our local pharmacy got taken over by some new people and they are utterly useless.

two months in a row, for both me and my wife, they sent the prescriptions to the wrong doctor. and now I phoned them up to ask whether our stuff was ready, and they never ordered it. they then tried to tell me that "many doctors do not take prescription requests from the pharmacy now" which is extremely surprising considering that's exactly how repeat prescriptions have worked for the last 30+ years.

jarkman,
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@gsuberland Tangentially, my GP stopped accepting repeat requests from pharmacies, I think because they think it cuts down on people picking up drugs they have decided not to take any more. They call this the 'Luton Model'.

gilest, to bristol
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Didn’t there used to be an open-access electronics / making things workshop in Bath or Bristol? Sort of place where you could pay a membership fee to use the facilities? Or am I dreaming it?

Anyone have any pointers? @jarkman or @jonty, do either of you have any ideas?

My son (21) is keen to do some building / making but our spare room is a poor substitute for a proper workshop.

jarkman,
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@jonty @gilest @libbymiller and if so, what kind of making does he have in mind?

mike, (edited ) to random
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What are your thoughts on self checkout at retail stores?

jarkman,
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@dan613 @mike I think you speak for us all there.

jonty, to random
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I cannot get over this salesdude filing a Freedom of Information request with THE BRITISH LIBRARY asking if they have "any paper documents in storage"

jarkman,
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@jonty [head in hands]

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jarkman,
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@geekmomprojects Oh, very nice! I'd love to know where to get some.

jonty, to random
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Absolutely terrified by the concept of a pneumatic hot glue gun SPRAY.

I have enough self-inflicted hot glue injuries to know that I should be legally restricted from owning one for your safety.

https://www.gluegunsdirect.com/shop/glue-guns/pneumatic-bulk-guns/tec-4500s-spray-pneumatic-glue-gun/

jarkman,
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@jonty What we need to work out is what kind of useful project requires the use of a stupendous amount of gluing. Maybe we should be making giant mecha suits out of scrap cardboard boxes ?

jarkman, to random
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For those of you near Bristol

jarkman, to random
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A coat watch, for when you are wearing too many coats and gloves to get to the usual one.

Printed TPU and a Casio W-86-1VQES, which is startlingly identical to the one I bought in about 1995 and which still works perfectly.

Thanks to John for the idea and @samw for the encouragement.

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jonty, to random
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Me: I am exhausted, stressed, wildly overcommitted, and I just want to live in an off-grid island treehouse.

Also me: Just one more practically full time unpaid project. Please. Just a little one. Please. Bro. Just one more project. Bro, I promise this is the last one. I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM. [crying] bro

jarkman,
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@jonty If you want to come live in our spare room for a week or six, we promise not to tell anyone.

jarkman,
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@jonty They might be little ones, though?

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jarkman, to random
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- heat-staked pyramids attached to fabric to give it a different curvature constraint in two directions.

This approach also provides a way to make many of the same structures that printing onto mesh can get you, a bit more laboriously but with more choice of fabrics.

Writeup and all the STL files for this series are here if you'd like to play: https://github.com/jarkman/makevember-23-heat-staking

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jonty, to random
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RIP Jonty. He was killed by what he loved: Massive exciting opportunities.

jarkman,
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@jonty noooooo!

jarkman, to random
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TPU hinges in an ASA door. And a TPU latch which didn't work, because support material doesn't really work in TPU.

But the hinges are great.

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Had to change my watch battery again. The second time since 2005. Will this never end?

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