jonberger

jonberger, 1 month ago to animals

All packed and ready to head for the airport!

#caturday #catsofmastodon

jonberger, 2 months ago to FolkMusic

It's a very high bar, but this may be the best #XKCD ever.

https://xkcd.com/2910

#folkmusic #gordonlightfoot

jonberger, 3 months ago to Cat

My clever #cat Henry did a really nice thing for me today. The track wheel on my fancy Logitech Lightspeed gaming mouse had quit working, and I had resigned myself to having to buy a new one. Right about when I was discovering that this model has become kind of rare and they're painfully pricey to replace, Henry jumped up onto my desk and kicked the mouse to the floor. The battery cover came off and the battery came out. When I reassembled it, the scroll wheel was working. Good boy Henry!

#catsofmastodon #cats

jonberger, 3 months ago to HashtagGames

Mrs. Brown You've Got an Ugly Daughter

#oppositeasong
#hashtaggames

jonberger, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

Sonntag the Hedgehog

#SundayAMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

Water for Heffalumps

#WinnieThePoohABookMovieOrShow
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

Bean There

#BostonAMovieOrTVShow
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

Take it Even Easier Than That

#HashTagGames
#RelaxASong

jonberger, 4 months ago to animals

Henry and Misha, from about three years ago when they were little enough to both fit in the top of the cat tree. These days Misha barely fits in it on his own.

#caturday #catsofmastodon

jonberger, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

Boy For Sale, 60 Days Same as Cash

#BuyNowPayLaterASong
#HashTagGames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3OprVY8gu8

jonberger, 4 months ago to Cats

There once were two #cats of Kilkenny,
Who each thought there was one #cat too many,
So they fought and they fit,
And they scratched and they bit,
Till, excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails,
Instead of two cats, there weren’t any.

Most people call this a limerick, but limericks are supposed to have only five lines, so perhaps it's a kilkenny. Anyway, in honor of this little poem, whatever it is, these whimsical cat sculptures are all over the downtown touristy bit of Kilkenny, Ireland.

#caturday

jonberger, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

Piano Manicotti

#SpaghettiASong
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Sneaky understudy destroys aging Broadway star.

#ShortenTheMoviePlot
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Rich guy wants his sled.

#ShortenTheMoviePlot
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Nephropidae of the Triffids

#LobsterAMovie
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Jeffrey Reluctantly Goes to Leicester Square But Really Isn't Happy About It

#WhineASong
#HashTagGames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNwOJkP5P8

jonberger, 5 months ago to Cat

Hey #cat people: anyone have any recommendations for the best product for cleaning up cat pee? The go-to stuff used to be Nature's Miracle; is that still the best, or has modern science come up with something even better?

(Asking for a friend. No, really. My own cats are perfect little angels about peeing in appropriate places, which is why I haven't had to deal with this issue for a few years.)

#caturday #catsofmastodon

jonberger, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Scarborough Fairy Floss

#CottonCandyASong
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Hot Rod Large American Car

#GenericASong
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 5 months ago to animals

Misha the sultry librarian.

#caturday #catsofmastodon

jonberger, 6 months ago to HashtagGames

Tenth Avenue Fridge-Out

#DefrostASong
#HashTagGames

jonberger, 6 months ago to random

River Barrow, Co. Carlow, Ireland.

#silentsunday

jonberger, 6 months ago to random

Throwback #caturday with my beloved Sam, who left me in 2015. He was a fine, fine cat.

jonberger, 6 months ago to HashtagGames

Here Comes the Sunday

#WeekendASong
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jonberger, 6 months ago to HashtagGames

1952 Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Black Lightning

#MashupFictionalCharactersAndSongs
#HashTagGames