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My spoon is too big.

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Cooked Bavette to perfection (IMO) tonight with fresh green beans, Avocado and Parmesan Garlic Sweet Potatoes. So damn good.

Thanks to @frank and @webology for recommendations to branch into.

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joshourisman,
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@greg @frank @webology bavette is such a great cut!

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Don’t take my picture while I’m getting my massage!

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Everybody loves a good Heat Dome

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@onelson

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Recipes that try to specify how long it will take to cook a large piece of meat are amusing. The recipe that I’m not actually following, said 4-5 minutes per side to get to 135° F. 25 minutes later? We’re at 74° F.

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@onelson actually, it’s bull meat. The honkey does not go on my grill. (Probably steer, actually, but… 🤷‍♂️)

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a twitch streamer who has a 2D or 3D animated avatar on screen. They're writing C++ code with virtual inheritance

it's a vtuber vtable!

joshourisman,
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@foone vtuber? Like a virtual potato?

joshourisman, to random
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Cake, Pearl Jam, Butthole Surfers. This playlist is taking me back!

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@greg nice! I definitely made some mix CDs out of this playlist.

joshourisman,
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@greg we saw them live a couple years ago, it was a ton of fun (and a make-up for one of our very first dates that was ruined when I missed a flight…).

joshourisman,
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@greg looks like we can both see them this summer!

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“It kills its prey by digesting them to death, and it really, really hurts to be digested to death.”

😱 https://wandering.shop/@cstross/112581465674549690

joshourisman, to soccer
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Ouch!

joshourisman, to random
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Today was definitely a good day for the new mini-splits to be ready! It’s currently 92° F (33° C) out, and tomorrow’s supposed to be even hotter!

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I really need to get a meat slicer…

joshourisman, to random
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Having everything use USB-C for power is such a nightmare…

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M-x torpedo-mode fire
https://botsin.space/@RikerGoogling/112564625134491222

joshourisman,
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Little known fact: the computer core of a Galaxy class starship, is actually an advanced, 24th century Lisp machine.

joshourisman, to Rugby
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There’s a guy named Orlando, who plays for Miami, in Ft. Lauderdale.

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I have nothing but respect for people who work outside their native language, and will never complain about an accent, but if you’re going to announce a live sporting event, there’s a pretty high bar for fluency that you really need to clear…

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Idea: drive in theaters with EV chargers. Don’t even need to be fast ones!

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This is… baffling.

joshourisman, to random
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Oh hey, the Houston airport is celebrating Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

joshourisman, to random
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Our vet recommended physical therapy for our dog, as her recovery isn’t going quite as well this time (unsurprising, as it’s the other side right after the first one). Fortunately, our insurance covers this. We were worried she’d be upset and uncooperative without us in there with her, but the PT took this during her treatment. I think she’s fine…

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@skinnylatte looks like I get to fly with one of Cookie’s relatives today!

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The new terminal area is open at the Santa Fe airport! The air conditioning, however, is not operating at sufficient capacity… 🥵

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