lagomorphlecture

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lagomorphlecture,

I would survive just fine as long as you follow my instructions. I can live on a diet of 90% hay with a small amount of species appropriate pellets and a salad every day. I am going to need a lot of room to play and shouldn’t be confined to a small cage. At minimum I need an exercise pen as my home base with at least 6 hours so I can run around the house and binky. I should have a box to hide in because I’m easily frightened and I would live underground in the wild. I will do better if you keep my water in a bowl but by all means put it in a bottle if i prefer that. It’s better for me to stay hydrated than to try to exist within some ideal that doesn’t work for me.

And for the love of God it’s a myth that I don’t need medical care! I have a very sensitive digestive system and it’s a critical emergency if I don’t eat for more than a few hours or if my eating slows and my poops get small. So many people say their lagomorphlecture just died with no warning but if they knew what the warnings were and took them to get treatment they would be ok.

I should definitely be soayed or neutered regardless of your society’s beliefs about that. Uterine and testicular cancer are very common and I’m unlikely to live past 6bor 7 years old if you don’t get me fixed.

I am a very social creature and I should be kept with a bonded mate. If I lose my mate I will become depressed and need either a new lagomorphlecture to keep me company or a lot of your time to help me get through it. It can help me accept the loss if you show me the body of my mate so I can understand and accept that they are gone.

I will provide you with further instructions for my care later on.

lagomorphlecture,

Don’t forget the squirrel, and your comment was really light on the lard. Add lard 7 more times. Or was that just our hand me down handwritten cookbook?

lagomorphlecture,

She’s from an episode of Star Trek Voyager.

lagomorphlecture,

Say what now? The convoy had like 100 passenger vehicles and no trucks and you think it accomplished what?

lagomorphlecture,

That video was posted a year ago but the convoy to the border was like 3 weeks ago. I didn’t bother watching further to see what that video is actually about since that’s clearly unrelated.

lagomorphlecture,

He looks like a little kid playing Tonka trucks, like a big one that the kid can pretend to drive.

lagomorphlecture,

You’ve forgotten that the sun rotates around the Milky Way the same way the Earth rotates around the sun. So the stars aren’t in the same place as they were thousands of years ago. Was this 1 foot off the ancient discrepancy or is that today?

lagomorphlecture,

Eric and Jr are both barred for 2 years I think. Maybe Ivanka could do it but I think she’s actually smart enough to sit this one out.

lagomorphlecture,

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe it’s perspective or the picture was taken with a weird lens but I’m pretty sure the cabinets are practically touching the counter.

lagomorphlecture,

Where’s reddit gold when you really need it? ;)

lagomorphlecture,

Yeah because the smell wouldn’t give that away…that’s where I’m the most confused.

lagomorphlecture,

I could be wrong but I think that comment was in reference to one individual’s inability to accept or allow any criticism of Discovery.

How does employing a rapist not constitute an unsafe work environment for female employees?

So I just discovered that I have been working next to the waste of oxygen that raped my best friend several years ago. I work in a manufacturing environment and I know that you can’t fire someone just for being a sex offender unless it directly interferes with work duties (in the US). But despite it being a primarily male...

lagomorphlecture,

Except the number of people who classify veterans as murderers for what they did in combat situations is extremely low…

lagomorphlecture,

When the cashier at Walmart gets all concerned and asks why you need 50 iTunes gift cards you should stop and think for a second.

lagomorphlecture,

Is this an ad? Because I sure do want an $8 thimble of ice cream right now.

Edit: is that Breyers in the picture? I should amend that to $8 dairy adjacent snack.

lagomorphlecture,

Well we know so if they didn’t the White House will know when they check their Lemmy feed.

lagomorphlecture,

Honestly anyone who isn’t willing to work an extra 5 or 6 jobs has no right to complain.

lagomorphlecture,

Lol I’ll do that in the morning, way too tired right now. I didn’t think anyone would be interested in my by bran muffins but me. This is exciting!

lagomorphlecture,

I knew the air fryer is a convection oven but I didn’t know there were microwaves that had one. That sounds amazing.

lagomorphlecture,

I edited the original comment to add the muffin recipe.

lagomorphlecture,

I edited the original comment to add the muffin recipe.

lagomorphlecture,

You’re welcome!

lagomorphlecture,

Maybe? Depends on the community, I guess…lol

lagomorphlecture,

I honestly wouldn’t know lol

lagomorphlecture,

I lost my kitty a couple weeks ago and I’m really sad and miss him so much, but I got 2 new kitties from the shelter and I’m so happy to have them.

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