I swear that >50% of traditional social media content is a combination of videos of screenshots and of people recording themselves reading screenshots of memes from a decade ago.
Not a single sentient being on this whole ridiculous planet:
Pixel at 4:30am: “My fathers, REJOICE! For I have discovered and tamed the MENACE that is this ZIP-LOCK BAG that I am presenting to you thusly. And LO; fear not. For I have CRONCHED a small portion out of this monster. Is it somewhere in the house? Is it somewhere in my digestive tract? IT MATTERS NOT. MEOW MEOW MEOW…”
Sure so he might wake us up with Tales of Adventure at 4:30am but since the extended family have left and he’s had his space back, he’s become so open and cheerful and vocal and playful and cuddly and I love him¿?
The Instagram algorithm has somehow decided that I be shown reels of bulk raw materials and industrial properties for sale via WhatsApp in various locations in India.
@lukito oh miss thing you are going to need to redirect your energy to their Sulfuric Acid division if you're gonna make a lateral move from cosmetics to ores
A #caturday bonus: We have family over for the next few days, including some very loud crotch goblins, and Pixel is giving vigilance mixed with “right in front of my salad” vibes :neofox_0_0:
(Edit: he’s being well looked after and has all the space he needs to hide and recuperate. He’s just a shy little guy :neofox_angel_pleading: )
Apparently this is from a programme called “Bauer, ledig, sucht…” (“Farmer, single, looking…”) and it’s Swiss so it’s in Schweizerdeutsch. If that’s of any interest to anyone :neofox_book:
@lukito my very limited Deutsch is exclusively suitable for Hochdeutsch television and getting the gist of scientific papers so me and him will have to find another way to communicate as we proceed to fall in love
Do you have “The Laughing Cow” cheese in your country? If so, what do you call it?
I believe its production/brand origin is French - La Vache Qui Rit - but I’m curious about how many other countries have it and if they use similar translations :neofox_think: