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nev

@nev@bananachips.club

gene wolfe in the streets, clive barker in the sheets
@nev / bugs
https://oulipo.social/@nv / no e
trans liberation now ⚧
#nobot

[profile pic: drawing of big-nosed olive-skinned chinese-jewish androgyne in big glasses, buffalo plaid, and red lipstick]

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nev, to random
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Toronto City Council meets today! I'll be heading down there presently.

Agenda: https://secure.toronto.ca/council/#/committees/2462/24386
Less Javascripty: https://secure.toronto.ca/council/report.do?meeting=2024.CC14&type=agenda

nev, to random
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fucking

WHAT

nev, to random
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Y'all I fell asleep after dinner and only woke up now!! I hope I didn't miss much. Anyway mute this hashtag if you don't want to see an awful lot of

nev, to random
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I'll be honest guise, not sure if I have the strength to get through this whole movie. Not even because it's bad, just because I'm tired

nev, to random
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morning everyone! here at City Hall for the start of 3 days of division-by-division budget reviews.

on the agenda: https://secure.toronto.ca/council/agenda-item.do?item=2024.BU5.1
livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fGQi7x3wQ

nev, to random
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Got my cup of herbal tea so you know I'm ready to PARTY HARD for .

(Obligatory reminder to mute me/hashtag if you're not interested.)

nev, to random
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At City Hall for a very important Council meeting! Just gotta finish my coffee ☕ first…

Agenda & livestream link: https://secure.toronto.ca/council/#/committees/2462/23197

@GraphicMatt will also be livetooting.

Mute if you don't want to be inundated with posts about kaiju^W councillors

nev, to random
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feed me, seymour

nev, to Bash
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Okay aficionados: how do i tell computer "convert timestamp.png timestamp.jpg" without having to type the second filename out?

Like a shortcut for "whatever that first filename was, without the extension" so I can just do "convert timestamp.png $SHORTCUT.jpg"?

The filename is the timestamp (to the second) when it was created, so I do not know it ahead of time.

nev, to random
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After some years, rescuers arrived at the deserted island to find the man had set up farms, shelter, and modern amenities. He had even cobbled together a server out of fragments of wreckage and was self-hosting two single-user fediverse instances on VMs running Alpine Linux.

"But what is the second one for?" the rescuers asked. "Are you running glitch-soc, or trying out Calckey, or what?"

"Oh," said the man proudly, "that is the instance I refuse to federate with."

nev, to random
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Tune in to Budget Committee wrap-up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHaXP3JV25c

I am doing dishes and so on, so can provide only sporadic comments.

nev, to random
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I'm here!

using the laptop in bed is difficult

nev, to random
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marching

nev, to Bash
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was wondering how to remove a since-deleted folder from my $PATH and i'm mad at how efficient this is:

$ echo ${PATH} > t1
$ vi t1 # or whatever your preferred text editor is, i use tilde
$ export PATH=$(cat t1)

src: https://stackoverflow.com/a/370135

nev, to random
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oh my god I thought was in AN HOUR and am so glad i checked to make sure

watching this version (https://archive.org/details/it-the-terror-from-beyond-space-colorized) but with colour disabled in the Accessibility dev tools panel because i don't believe in colourized versions lmao

nev, to random
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i mean, good luck with that

nev, to webdev
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it was only this year I learned that the proper way to nest lists in HTML is

<ul>
<li>Item
<ul><li>Sub-item</li><ul>
</li>
</ul>

and not

<ul>
<li>Item</li>
<ul><li>Sub-item</li></ul>
</ul>

which makes sense and all, but it is making things hard for me because I am trying to write a thing in PHP that generates a table of contents (a list of nested links) from a web page's headings, and I am having a DICKENS of a time. I figured out how to tell it to start a nested list, but I am having trouble figuring out how to close the containing </li> tags correctly. Especially in cases where the list goes from, like, <h4> to <h2>. Do I have to, like, nest the LOOPS too?

I do want to figure it out by myself but if anyone has dealt with this particular problem, hints would be welcome!

nev, to random
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seeing daylight savings time discourse on my feed again so I'd just like to remind everyone that in medieval Europe they simply divided the night into 12 hours and the day into 12 hours. in the winter, nighttime hours were longer than daytime hours (and vice versa in the summer). thank you for your consideration.

nev, to Wikipedia
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Absolutely the funniest shit is the article 'List of cetaceans' putting [cetacean needed] for the ones they don't have a picture of.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cetaceans

🏴‍☠️ stolen from someone who didn't add alt text

nev, to random
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i wish youtube had a "bookmark" feature to keep your place in super long videos you can't watch all in one sitting

(yes, like everyone else i am watching the new dan olson video)

nev, to random
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it's annoyingly hard nowadays, if not impossible, to buy a digital album from a major label that

  1. isn't attached to a streaming service like spotify
  2. doesn't require an Apple ID
  3. isn't from Amazon

please i just want to put in my email and credit card and get a zip of mp3s

nev, to random
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Let's goooooo! 🍄 🍄 🍄

nev, to fedibikes
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question:

how do you say bike tube/tire sizes? like out loud? e. g. 700x35-43C?

"Seven hundred times thirty-five to forty-three cee"?

"Seven hundred by thirty-five…"?

@mastobikes @fedibikes

nev, to random
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Shout-out to @thetyee, a non-profit media outlet that makes this Torontonian actually care about something that happens west of Hamilton. Give 'em a follow for quality media.

nev, to random
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I will be watching the black-and-white version of "The Giant Claw". We don't need no stinkin' Technicolour.

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