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gene wolfe in the streets, clive barker in the sheets
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trans liberation now ⚧
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[profile pic: drawing of big-nosed olive-skinned chinese-jewish androgyne in big glasses, buffalo plaid, and red lipstick]

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nev, to random
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dear diary, today while looking for a café I passed a trendy gender-neutral hair place and utterly, completely failed to go in

…I'll look at their website and make an appointment I guess

I did find a café and the coffee is good though :blobcoffee:

nev, to random
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took the plunge, going mouseless

i just got around to making myself at "home" (by swapping the fn and ctrl, thank goodness I have a Windows box to use <https://superuser.com/a/1608389>)

nev,
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(yes there's a bluetooth version, but I don't want it because I've often found myself doing things in the BIOS and that requires keypresses before a wireless keyboard can be detected)

sundogplanets, (edited ) to random
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Hello Toronto - I'm giving a public talk there in 8 days. Want to hear me yell about satellites for an hour? Come say hi!

EDITED to add: Oops I didn't give image credit! The image in the poster was taken by Joshua Rozells, see APOD link: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap220614.html

nev,
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@sundogplanets can you get away to a little nearby green space? I think that patch of woods just north of Sid Smith is still there. I found a pseudoscorpion there once.

[Google Street View link] https://maps.app.goo.gl/gYvwTByM5KYVvvHM9

nev, to animals
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Wasabi's crooked little face

amyfou, to random
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🕷️ 👑 🕷️ 👑 🕷️ 👑

welp, I'm very sad for all the tarantulas who didn't survive that movie. But the cow, horse, dog and rat actors - as well as of course all those tarantulas - were compeling and smoochable.

It's left us with 1977's vision of the world wide web, I guess.

Thanks @Taweret and all you friends for the fun!

nev,
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@amyfou @Taweret i extremely audibly groaned at that web pun

nev, to random
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Y'all it's and there will be SPIDERS so, you know, mute at will.

nev, to random
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it's my birthday!! so i'm getting work done early and then skiving off to tommy thompson park with my sister, catch you later losers

mhoye, to random
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Well, a while ago I put a bunch of effort into making a minimalist install of Wordpress work with SQLite. Now that's over and I'm looking for an alternative.

https://mastodon.social/@javi@goblin.band/112365876463601732

OK, team, what blogging software do I want? I'd like a built-in editor, static site generation, generates/manages an RSS feed, doesn't refer to writing or art as "content" and isn't written or run by people who like playing footsies with the worst people in the world.

nev,
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@mrcompletely @mhoye @exchgr can a bitch get a link

yvonne, to random
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Sometimes you see the title of a new history book and can only nod to yourself in admiration.

nev,
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nev, to random
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at day of in-person co-op workshops, hiding from everyone, pray for me

normally not a huge deal but Passover taps out my Being Around Humans budget for, like, a month, so

nev,
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update: luckily this building has gender-neutral single stall bathrooms so I can actually pee. always a plus

nev,
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my thoughts so far

nev, to random
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I did it y'all, I survived the Seder

nev, to animals
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nev, to random
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anyone on here selling nice high-quality trans stickers, suitable for outdoor use?

blue-and-pink trans flag not necessary and, in fact, not preferred. i'm thinking like, pro-trans slogans, the ⚧ symbol, etc.

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nev,
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nev, to random
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Y'all I am so happy to have my own copy of the Odyssey which I can dog-ear as I wish. Perhaps even underline. Like I woke up happier than usual because of it.

Just raced through the boring bit (the Telemachy, books 1-4) and am now upon Ogygia, Calypso's island.

nev,
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If I were Odysseus I would simply choose not to tell the Cyclops my name after I had gotten away but when I was still within cursing distance

nev,
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my favourite bit in the Odyssey is probably the guy who survives all that shit only to die from falling off a roof drunk, also JUST before they go on a side quest to the underworld

mcc, (edited ) to random
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So I somehow had the impression that Witchcraft was illegal in Canada, but I looked it up, and it turns out no, it is only pretending to do witchcraft which is illegal in Canada. So it appears witchcraft is legal but only as long as it's real, though you might have a difficult time in court if charged with fraudulent claims of witchcraft with proving magic is real

EDIT: See correction below

nev,
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@mcc I wonder if any municipality/region requires psychics, etc., to have some kind of special business license

nev, to random
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real fucking body horror implications here

ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs, (edited ) to random
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My daughter just had the best the doctor experience while getting her brain tumor removed in Roblox (game). Whoever the random kid was playing the surgeon really knew their stuff and aced bedside manner.

nev,
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@ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs this post was a rollercoaster

nev, to random
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just thinking about the Panopticam again (the webcam mounted above the preserved skeleton of Jeremy Bentham [the English philosopher who came up with the Panopticon], at University College London from 2015-16, which tweeted out hourly captures)

https://blogs.ucl.ac.uk/panopticam/

nev, to random
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Happy New Year! It's the anniversary of the destruction of the One Ring and the fall of Sauron, and thenceforth is celebrated as the New Year in western Middle-earth.

Relive the day in my real-time LotR thread: https://bananachips.club/@nev/105951061412685611 (note: you'll have to put it in your mastodon client's search bar, just clicking on it won't work)

In real life, it's Lady Day, the anniversary of the Annunciation; in England this was New Year's Day from the Middle Ages until well into the eighteenth century. (More here: https://www.medievalists.net/2015/12/celebrating-the-new-year-medieval-style/)

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