njion

njion, 2 months ago to random

Normalize petting the Njion

njion, 2 months ago to random

Can small smartphones be a thing again? Please? And I don't mean severely downgraded versions with outdated components or crappy phones from random Chinese manufacturers, just regular phones except slightly less massive..

njion, 2 months ago to random

Every day can be Halloween if you're spooky enough

njion, 2 months ago to random

Folding phones still feels like such a pointless gimmick to me.. Most users I've met have told me that it's so nice that you can display stuff on the tiny screen while the phone is closed so that you don't have to fully open your phone to do stuff but like.. if I'm already holding the phone in my hand and using it, why wouldn't I want to be able to see the whole screen? It's not as if it's more difficult to hold a normal phone as it's the width that matters and that stays mostly the same, folded or not..
And if you need a whole separate screen just to use your phone without opening it then maybe the issue is that opening it every time you want to actually do something is the pointless and annoying part? I sure would get tired of that fast.
Oh yeah, also they tend to have a significantly smaller battery, as if phones didn't discharge way too quickly already.

njion, 2 months ago to random

The struggle..

njion, 2 months ago to random

Plural systems are technically the exact opposite of a hive mind

njion, 2 months ago to random

Normalize giving trains affectionate pats

njion, 3 months ago to random

I don't mind the straights, I just wish they weren't always talking about it and shoving heterosexual romance down my throat

njion, 3 months ago to random

Is there anything hotter than getting infodumped on about public transport infrastructure? :neofox_melt_2:

njion, 3 months ago to random

🏳️‍🌈 Be gay, do crime
:transgender_flag: Be trans, commit transgressions
:nonbinary: Arson.

josh, 3 months ago to random

screw it i'm having a bath

njion, 3 months ago to random

Yeah we all love foxes but have you ever heard of deer foxes??

njion, 3 months ago to random

Ikea in 2010: Hey, we already make a bunch of animal plushies for kids. How about we add a shark plush to the mix? Kids like sharks!
Trans people (for whatever reason): I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

njion, 3 months ago to random

The admins don't want you to know this but the pronouns in fedi users' bios are free. You can take them home.

njion, 3 months ago to random

Gender is a performance and damn am I a terrible performer

njion, 3 months ago to random

"Low moderation, free speech oriented instance"?
did you mean: "a safe platform for nazis, fascists, bigots and the rest of the world's scum"?

seriously, is "free speech" some kind of a dog whistle for these kinds of "communities"?

njion, 3 months ago to random

njion, 3 months ago to random

Working hard at uni because we need more silly little goblin representation in the scientific community 🫡

njion, 3 months ago to random

How to become rich:

• stop going to Starbucks for coffee and eating avocado toast
• always work on the weekends, never rest
• take no holidays or sick leaves, power through the illness
• invest all your savings into crypto each month
• be born to a family of billionaires exploiting child labor in third world countries

Y'all have literally no excuses to be so broke it's so easy

/s

njion, 3 months ago to random

I wanna snuggle someone and play Hot Wheels Unleashed 2: Turbocharged in split screen :c

njion, 3 months ago to random

What are some good distros that aren't a total pain to set up?

njion, 3 months ago to random

How is it that sometimes my brain decides to be fully energized and awake pretty much all night thus not allowing me to fall asleep but then as soon as it's almost time to get up it becomes the sleepiest object in the universe and then makes me feel terribly tired the entire next day?? Not cool, brain.

njion, 3 months ago to random

I'm so annoyed that for whatever reason youtubers almost never put their pronouns anywhere on youtube, even many of the queer ones. Multiple times now I've encountered youtubers that give off a genderfucked vibe and I don't really know how to refer to them so I check their about page and find nothing. I often have to dig through their other linked social media just to find out how to refer to them! Why do you make it so difficult 😭
Of course I can just use they/them in case of uncertainty but most people are more likely to just unknowingly misgender a trans creator who doesn't "pass" 100% if they don't make their pronouns known anywhere.. Of course it's their choice but why hide your pronouns on YouTube while having them on all your other social pages? If someone has a feeling you're trans and really wants to bully you about it, they wont have any issues verifying their suspicions anyway, they'll just check your Twitter. Idk, just a pet peeve of mine I guess..