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nrohluap

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Just another human looking to build community and share without making yet another techbro a billionaire.
Cybersecurity professional. Family guy.
Human for three crazy dogs.
Cyclist.
#InfoSec #OpSec #CyberSecurity
#MastoDogs #DogsOfMastodon
#BikeTooter #Cycling

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nrohluap, to Bloomscrolling
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A whole freaking FLOCK of Birds of Paradise doubly-lit in the late afternoon L.A. light.

The sunset is backlighting them, while a bright bounce off of a window behind me lights them from the front.

No wonder so many filmmakers gravitated here.

nrohluap, to random
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A pair of house finches has decided to nest in the eaves above my bedroom window. Watched the two of them zoom in and out from under the roof and occasionally sit in the tree and sing.

He had no idea I was standing right there, not six feet from his perch in the tree outside.

Just before I got the camera out for these two, a hummingbird flew right up to the glass and checked me out. I could have easily touched it, it was so close.

Not bad for a cellphone photo through window glass.

Same bird looking to its left

nrohluap, to animals
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Someone is in full-on Antisocial Wildebeest mode.

I feel ya, Stella Luna!

nrohluap, to random
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Spiffy backyard light show tonight

nrohluap, to LosAngeles
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Inescapable L.A. sounds outside right now.

High-power motorcycles ripping through gears racing down the freeway.

Multiple sirens in the distance.

In the nearby hills, a pack of coyotes yipping it up.

nrohluap, to animals
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This is not Stella’s happy place.
In for some coughing/ sneezing and a nosebleed.

nrohluap, to random
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As if this week hasn’t already been enough fun.

Eldest son shattered right wrist while snowboarding at Mammoth this evening. Events still unfolding. Fun!

nrohluap, to california
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People say California has no seasons.

Let’s be clear: we are currently in the middle of Flood season.

The other three are, in no particular order: Fire, Earthquake and Drought.

nrohluap, to animals
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nrohluap, to random
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Once I fixed the Frontier tech’s rookie mistake - he plugged the WAN line into the 1gb port - it’s screaming fast.

Replaced the supplied Amazon eero router with a TP-Link 2.5gb router, plugged in a new 2.5gb switch, and reconnected the eero to THAT, it still screams and the rest of the wired network gets 2.5gb speed, too, where the device supports it.

It shouldn’t be this hard,

nrohluap, to TeslaMotors
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I hope this is just bad anecdotal data.

Rented a Chevy Bolt EUV for this overnight stay. Drove it about 40 miles.

Found a ChargePoint near the airport rental return to top it off.

First charger wouldn’t connect. Says the charger isn’t “fully inserted.” I have a plug in hybrid at home, so I know how these things work.

Switched to the second charger (of 2), and it started right up. Says it will take … wait for it … TWO AND A HALF HOURS to put 40 miles back on the battery.

No. Fucking. Way.

nrohluap, to homebrewing
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Is the label telling me what WILL happen if I drink this? Or what will happen if I DON’T?

I love taking risks! 😉

nrohluap, to random
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Dunno about where you are, but around here GrubHub and all the other delivery services add 25% (yes you read that right, twenty five percent) to every menu item.

AND they have the balls to add “fees” on top of that, which they claim goes to “improving their service.“

Even the “order for pickup with no fees” app Postmates added 25% to Thai food last week. For the “convenience” of not calling the restaurant directly.

Bastards. Greedy bastards.

Paper receipt from the drive-thru for the same meal from the same restaurant. Total $14.21

nrohluap, to random
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Here's a stupid password page for you.

From Verizon Wireless.

Somehow ANY password fails the "Hard to guess" test, and it will not allow the password to be changed.

nrohluap, to random
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Breakfast of Champions.

Part 2 of 2. Part 1 last night also involved four (!) Dulcolax pills. I hear it’s loads better than the traditional flushing medicine my wife had to gulp down.

Fear not - there will be no live-tooting of the colonoscopy!

nrohluap, to random
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Happy to all who celebrate!
12-31-23

nrohluap, to cycling
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Apple Maps needs a new category for e-bike rides. This was estimated at 110 minutes for cycling. It took me 69.

I figure it’s about 30% less time than Maps estimate, closer to 40% when there’s hills involved.

Went to Claro’s Italian market in La Habra for some dinner groceries and deli sandwiches. Rode lots of the smaller little roads over the hills instead of the main highway.

Great workout - I needed that.

nrohluap, to Weather
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nrohluap, to random
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That has to rank as one of THEE MOST specific weather forecasts ever. EVER.

I’m going outside with a fsckung stopwatch.

nrohluap, to random
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Happy Beethoven’s Birthday to all who celebrate!

nrohluap, to animals
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Don’t let the cute “I’m only a smol animal” pose fool you.

She’s been into something already today. It’s gonna be a fight to get her to let me remove it.

Close-up of a fluffy dog's face, focusing on its nose and whiskers. There is a large burr stuck between her mouth and nose.

nrohluap, to cycling
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nrohluap, to animals
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Eloise the Pillow Queen demands that her subjects immediately fetch her a drumstick from the turkey in the oven.

nrohluap, to animals
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Sunday vibes.
I think he’s melting.

nrohluap, to animals
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Some Mondays you just have to embrace the elephant.

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