GUY: I bathe my cat once a month
ME: Cats bathe themselves
GUY: Yeah but my baths make them smell better
ME: As creatures who integrate sight and smell into a gestalt understanding of their environment, aren’t you being selfish imposing your anthropocentric ideals of scent beauty on creatures for whom such concepts are utterly foreign and downright offensive?
GUY:
GUY:
GUY: I’ll stop bathing my cat
ME: Good man
@nutjob4life@Girgias also if you count each month of a pregnancy as producing a fractional human approaching 1 at delivery, the number of humans on earth is theoretically not a whole number.
(Caveat: I’m not making any opinion here on abortion politics. Just having fun with math)
@nutjob4life We still subscribe to traditional cable TV. When our last cable box became deprecated our "upgraded" systen only hooks up to the cable modem with Ethernet (or wifi) and it's been flaky ever since. I never anticipated the level of fuckery it takes to make unskippable and unmuttable commercials but we upgraded to the hardware that makes it possible.