@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

oblomov

@oblomov@sociale.network

logical

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

VegaHarmonia, to random

These allergy meds ain't sh-

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@VegaHarmonia
These allergy meds ain't sh-ash-sh-ash-sh-aaaa-tchooo

karolherbst, to random
@karolherbst@chaos.social avatar

for totally unrelated reasons to recent events, I need this script again which shows on what instances my followers are 🙃

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@karolherbst

so that's basically toot followers | sort -k3 -t@ using @ihabunek's toot?
https://github.com/ihabunek/toot

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@karolherbst highly recommended. I'm using it less these days for a number of reasons none of which are related to actual issues with the client, but I highly recommend it for anyone that needs CLI or TUI access to Mastodon. IIRC it also has a decent degree of compatibility with other server software although I haven't had much of an opportunity to test that
@ihabunek

aural, to random Italian
@aural@livellosegreto.it avatar

Ma quelli della Impossible con quale demone vegano l'hanno fatto il patto per fare dei prodotti così

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@aural @ilfazzo be', non è carne.

oblomov, to random Italian
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@matz ma Ioseffo Zarlino che fine ha fatto?

mcc, to random
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Okay I have a question for the French people reading this (like, from France).

To you, which of the below items is a "Beignet"? Just one? Both? Neither? Or would you not use this word to describe either thing?

A similar puffed pastry but with no hole.

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@mcc
now I want to know the answer because the way we imported them in Italy (as “bignè”) is more like this:

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@drgroftehauge @mcc I think the bignè is cooked in the oven. In Sicily we have the “castagnole” («little chestnuts») that are similar, but deep-fried, something like this:

oblomov, to webcomics
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

One of the things I love about discovering old #webcomics that are still running it seeing how the art changed and improved over the years. It's fascinating.

One of the things I hate about discovering old webcomics that are still running is that there are only 24 hours in a day and catching up takes a lot of time.

faerioll, to random Italian
@faerioll@devianze.city avatar

Giornalisti di Merdaset be like "baby prostitute che vendevano il proprio corpo per fare la bella vita".

Mentre i nome dei luridi che hanno circuito e minacciato delle bambine per guadagnare dallo sfruttamento di prostituzione minorile sono solo delle informazioni secondarie.

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@faerioll ah non le chiamano piú «nipoti di Mubarak» ora che è morto il Berlusca?

ThomasNoppers, to Warhammer
@ThomasNoppers@mastodon.social avatar

I'm getting "your work looks like Masters of the Universe" so often that I'm going out of my way to make this guy who HAS A SKULL FOR A HEAD not look like Skeletor.

We'll see how that goes.

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@ThomasNoppers embrace it, go for that “Masters of the Warhammer Universe” look

athas, to random
@athas@freeradical.zone avatar

How many lines of error message would you say is appropriate when a program contains 'x << is' instead of 'is >> x'?

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@athas zero

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@athas well, I answered the question you posed, not the one about what to expect from that code 8-)

VegaHarmonia, to random

Marco lens, instead of you some guy called Marco takes the pics

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@VegaHarmonia the nightmare version: all faces in your pictures come out as Marco's face

oblomov, (edited ) to random Italian
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

Nuntereggaepiù di Rino Gaetano è un rap?

jimbob, to random
@jimbob@aus.social avatar

Write code for my own purposes, put it on GitHub, more or less forget about it.

12 years later

Person comes up to me at conference, congratulates me on my code library they use in a multi-agency mission-critical live product every day.

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@lordmatt @jimbob I would instantly go double check the “NO LIABILITY” section of the license.

oblomov, to math
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

I just realized that all perfect squares mod 9 can only be 0, 1, 4, 7, but I can't find an easier proof than by exhaustion (square all numbers 0 to 8, mod 9). Is there a more elegant proof of this?

mod 11 has a wider choice (0, 1, 3, 4, 5, 9), but I wonder how good of a “perfect square detector” they can be together. Of course if either proof (by 9s and by 11s) fails, it's not a perfect square, but how many “not perfect square” are perfect squares both mod 9 and mod 11?

#math #maths

aeva, to random
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

I need to get my mind off the bad. Anything good going on tonight for anyone? Feel free to share things your excited about or happy about or just cool stuff you've come across recently

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@TomF @aeva the big question is: is it the turn, you, your car, or which combination thereof? I think some scientific testing is needed.

aural, to random Italian
@aural@livellosegreto.it avatar

Dove potrei trovare della paparina a Milano?

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@aural che è la paparina?

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@benpo @aural conosco molti piatti tradizionali dei quali si dice che siano droghe solo perché sono talmente buoni da dare dipendenza

Yaku, to random Italian
@Yaku@puntarella.party avatar

Ne ho un albero pieno. Obbiettivo cacarella all'orizzonte. :apartyblob: :ohnobubble:

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@Yaku @barfly @antanicus la natura prova a salvarti dalla diarrea.

operationpuppet, to Youtube
@operationpuppet@mastodon.content.town avatar

The “free but has ads” fallacy: if I can’t afford your paid tier I certainly can’t afford to buy anything from the ads you’re blasting at me. The only ones who actually benefit from this model are ad companies themselves, not the advertisers and certainly not the end user.

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@operationpuppet the fallacy assumes that the reason the person not buying the “no ads” tier did it because they can't afford it and not because it hides the cost. (Fully agreed on the last part, still.)

Ottobre, to random Italian
@Ottobre@livellosegreto.it avatar

Finalmente, dopo ottomila anni, sono riuscitə a creare il sito!

Su "ottobre-idm.com" c'è il mio portfolio (inclusi vecchi fumetti e fan-art), più il webcomic attualmente in corso "MaNa".

https://ottobre-idm.com/

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@Ottobre suggerimento: se nel link al tuo profilo Mastodon che c'è in fondo al sito aggiungi l'attributo rel="me", il link al tuo sito dal profilo Mastodon sarà “verificato” (segno di spunta verde).

flophousepodcast, to random
@flophousepodcast@mastodon.social avatar

We have no idea how to use Mastodon! A NEW ADVENTURE!

If anyone is listening, help us get the word out to folks who may have followed us at the old, bad place, that we are here!

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@flophousepodcast

Welcome! Some recommendations:

  1. Make a properly-tagged introduction post

  2. Use relevant hashtags:
    https://fedi.tips/what-are-hashtags-how-do-i-use-them-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/

  3. When posting media, add relevant alt text
    https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-make-posts-more-accessible-to-blind-people-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/

  4. There's more to the Fediverse than just Mastodon:
    https://axbom.com/fediverse/

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • tester
  • hgfsjryuu7
  • magazineikmin
  • Youngstown
  • thenastyranch
  • GTA5RPClips
  • rosin
  • slotface
  • InstantRegret
  • ngwrru68w68
  • PowerRangers
  • kavyap
  • tsrsr
  • DreamBathrooms
  • Leos
  • mdbf
  • tacticalgear
  • khanakhh
  • cisconetworking
  • everett
  • Durango
  • ethstaker
  • vwfavf
  • cubers
  • normalnudes
  • osvaldo12
  • modclub
  • anitta
  • All magazines