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plaidtron3000

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"Fantastic orgy of destruction" is my middle name. It's hard to explain that to HR managers.

Shitpost machinegun.

Also huge nerd, but you'll have to wade through shitposts and #monsterdon toots to find anything of substance.

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THE NON-EXISTENT BABY WAS THE RADIOACTIVE MONOPOLE MONSTER ALL ALONG

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It's time to remake . We have the technology to make him dance like Squidward.

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Usually I’m chill non-threatening masc. But I’m a damsel in dis dress.

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Bumper sticker just seen: “I’d rather be crying to Enya”

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We don't typically measure "loads" in volts.

Also, how many amps can this baby put out at 600 megavolts?

plaidtron3000, to random
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Is the monster sad his new friend stopped playing with him? What was with the sad little pawing gesture?

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Those "sonar images" are clearly octopi upskirts. Sad.

Zerofactorial, to random
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What is the deconstruction of the tower a metaphor for, really?

plaidtron3000,
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@Zerofactorial Well, Mothra and the fairy twins are clearly a feminist revenge fantasy, so the tearing down of the tokyo tower is a direct threat of emasculation. In this thesis I will

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In most Kaiju movies, the kid is important in providing comic relief and saving us from the monster. In this one, the kid is clearly the cause of all the chaos about to begin.

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Intricate Computer Probing == Teledildonics.

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Doesn't anyone have a really big rolled up newspaper? Or some DDT?

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Look, I'm telling you, if radical oxygen is going ham in this water, the smell coming off all the denatured proteins is going to be something else.

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I bet he's never even heard of Sicnarf Loopstock!

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End user: “I am going to be in the hospital because I am deathly ill but I would still like to work”
Me: “Uhhhhhh”
Boss: “aww that’s sweet!”
Co-workers: “is it safe for him to work from the hospital? Can we trust their WiFi? And the software that the government requires to use their WiFi?”
Me: “Uhhhh?”
Other co-worker: “yeah he’s in Singapore, it’s a pretty authoritarian regime”
Me: “UHHHHHHHHH?”
Boss: “Can you look the software and see if we can trust it?”
Me: “Uhhhhh… I guess?”

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At least the boom mike guy did his job. I never saw a boom mike in any shots. Good job my boy!

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Little girl: "I"m not hungry! I filled up on spiders!"

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THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING ONLY

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Left without comment

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My secret basement lab is nowhere near this well equipped. I feel so shamed by this.

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<Octopus lovingly caresses Golden Gate bridge>

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Radiation poisoning takes a while to kick in. I'm sure the monster is feeling poorly by now. Give him a couple weeks, and he'll kick the bucket. A couple years, tops.

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paper maché monster with Torgo legs

plaidtron3000,
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@starkraving666 Godmonster watches over the place while the master is away.

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Posting from one account to reply from another account to be on the feed without polluting the local feed. others who wish to do the same but don't have an alt can reply to this as well (but untag me)

plaidtron3000,
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@jonny english is so bad, I can't tell if you mean a spider riding a rat, or a rat riding a spider.

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Do any infosec people ever feel like they have their shit "secure," like I understand this system well enough that for all practical purposes this shit wont be pwned, or is the whole thing that you can only bracket off security as like "if these conditions are true, I wont be pwned in these ways"

plaidtron3000,
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@jonny Some folks are willing to go the distance for provably open (if not provably secure) systems. Bunnie Huang has been striving for it for years.
https://www.bunniestudios.com/

His Precursor project is open at every level and available for examination
https://www.crowdsupply.com/sutajio-kosagi/precursor

Before that, Novena
https://www.bunniestudios.com/blog/category/novena/

The problem with provably secure systems is who you have to prove it to, and what your standards of proof are.

"Ah, but whom can you trust, Sir Samuel?" - Vetinari

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