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qurlyjoe

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social

Retired git on Colorado’s Front Range. I take photos of birds and critters and flowers and mountains and skies I was a failure at that other place. My only followers were apparently pornbots. Photos are my own. Jokes and memes, not so much. I will boost alt-texted photos. Avi = me & wife 50 years ago. https://justmytoots.com/@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social searchable Striving inconsistently to be inconsistently inconsistent.

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LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Happy Friday all! Our son is here, so I went out to the "G-damn these are good, what do they put into them‽' Donut Shop. :sparkles_pink:

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Enjoy!
We have a “do you put crack in these?” donut shop near us.

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
I hadn’t thought of that. These are just “old fashioned” donuts, not the frou-frou tarted up ones. The way they grease up the bag they come in suggests they’re fried in lard. Good call.

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
My maternal grandmother did that too. Unfortunately my mother bought into the margarine blasphemy of the 50s and 60s and never cooked with lard or even butter.

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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Julia would not have approved of any of my mother’s cooking, I’m afraid. I never complained about dorm food at college. It was largely an improvement over what I grew up eating.

DemocracySpot, to photography
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📷 7:40 PM | 85º

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@DemocracySpot
Wow. I’m guessing, from what looks like blue sky at upper left, that this is actually a color photo, which is always so cool. Outstanding.

drahardja, to random
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HAHAHA

qurlyjoe,
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@drahardja
Rub me for luck!

RickiTarr, to random
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Anniversary Update, hubs gave me this, and I'm crying:

This is a long list of reasons why hubs loves me and it won't all fit in this!

qurlyjoe,
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@RickiTarr ♥️

qurlyjoe, to llm
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An with all the smoke and mirrors of statistical and analytic processing of the best of them, but based solely on the complete corpus of Shakespeare’s writings.
Ask any question and its reply will be in his words.

qurlyjoe, to random
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I dunno who needs to hear this:

qurlyjoe,
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@Seruko that flows better.

Adam_Cadmon1, to random
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Schadenfreude is complicated for me. It seems like a really dark way to find pleasure? I mean I get it, no doubt, I just feel like indulging in it too much isn't healthy.

qurlyjoe,
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@Adam_Cadmon1
As humans, we have a sense of justice. It’s rooted—or conjoined with, in some sense—a sense of agency, both our own and that of other beings. A common definition of justice is something like, you get what you deserve. Religions preach that in various ways. Karma, heaven and hell, that stuff.
Schadenfreude, imo, is a celebration at seeing justice served, irl, in real time. Slap-stick mimics justice, but skews it in several dimensions. It can be harder to decode sometimes.

didgebaba, to random
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“Here lies a nearly-complete archive of Whole Earth publications, a series of journals and magazines descended from the Whole Earth Catalog, published by Stewart Brand and the POINT Foundation between 1970 and 2002. They are made available here for scholarship, education, and research purposes. The Whole Earth Catalog was an American counterculture magazine and product catalog published by Stewart Brand several times a year between 1968 and 1972, and occasionally thereafter, until 1998. The magazine featured essays and articles, but was primarily focused on product reviews. The editorial focus was on self-sufficiency, ecology, alternative education, ‘do it yourself,’ and holism, featuring the slogan ‘access to tools.’”

https://wholeearth.info/

qurlyjoe,
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@didgebaba
I loved my copy. I don’t think I ever bought anything I saw in it, but the serialized marginal stoyies were fantastic. It finally fell apart about 20 years later after one too many moves.

qurlyjoe, to random
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Missionaries: God will protect us.

God: New phone, who dis?

qurlyjoe, to random
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A comment from The National Review.

“Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi and the nation’s foreign minister were killed when their helicopter crashed in the fog. Raisi, known as the “Butcher of Tehran,” was responsible for the deaths of thousands, going back decades, through his actions in Iran’s domestic affairs and its support for terrorism around the world. We join others in expressing our deepest condolences to the helicopter.”

ToyBoxComix, to StarTrek
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Random Old Comic: Guess What I Did Yesterday https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2023/09/26/guess-what-i-did-yesterday/ Guess What I Did Yesterday https://www.facebook.com/815217756713386/posts/1072899950945164?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

qurlyjoe,
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@ToyBoxComix
I hope I can remember this next time I get scoped. My doc will be amused.

paul, to random
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Autocorrect keeps changing casket to gasket.

Although I don't write about caskets that often, and AC might think it is doing the right thing when it changes casket to gasket, it changes the entire flow of the conversation, post or writing. 😂

PSA: With that said, always make sure your casket has a good gasket. :awesome:

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@paul
I’ve noticed that my iPad’s AC seems to have a bit of short term memory for stuff like that. When I notice that it’s made a change, and I uncorrect it, it will remember the next time I type that word, as long as not too long a time has elapsed.

RickiTarr, to random
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Today is my 21st wedding anniversary. On our first wedding anniversary, we were pretty broke, so hubs made me homemade coupons for massages, but he spelled it wrong, so I got a handful of printed out coupons for 1 Hour of Messages. So, every year since I get something like this:

qurlyjoe,
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@RickiTarr
And many happy returns of the day. You’re now legal (in the US) to drink on your anniversary. 🥂

rephlex00, to random
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So, uh, what made you decide to work at hooters — Me, flirting

qurlyjoe,
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@rephlex00
I went to a Hooters once while on a trip with a friend, just to “prove our manhood” and say we’d been to one. The weirdest thing to see was other guys getting take-out. Wait. What? Nobody goes there for the food. We had a nice chat with our waitress, who was a transplant from where we lived at that time.

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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I'm going to hashtag a few of my posts just in case you don't like enclosure or talk. But then I need to ask...why do you follow me exactly?

qurlyjoe,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
The nice thing about that is with the hashtags I can find toots that I’d otherwise miss in my tl.

piquant00, to random
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When is someone gonna invent smell-o-vision?

Watch Live: CSU’s Corpse Flower is Expected to Bloom for the First Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX1N71mtE7I

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@piquant00
Trust me. You do not want to smell this.

adhdeanasl, to random
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Hey, @Adam_Cadmon1, we were just talking about Morgan Spurlock this week. Weird.
https://variety.com/2024/film/obituaries-people-news/morgan-spurlock-dead-super-size-me-1236015338/amp/

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@adhdeanasl @Adam_Cadmon1
I nominate 🍊turd

qurlyjoe,
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@Adam_Cadmon1 @adhdeanasl
Still, ya never know.

qurlyjoe,
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@adhdeanasl @Adam_Cadmon1
Throw in a couple legislators while you’re at it, please.

qurlyjoe, to random
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@ifixcoinops
Saw this article and thought of you. Have you heard of this guy & his wife? https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/underground-pinball-den-houston-museum/

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@ifixcoinops
Oops, I just did the moral equivalent of meeting someone from (random location) and saying, say, do you know…? 🤣

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