robyneatseverything

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to animals

My best friend's cat just walked up and bit me on the foot, completely randomly. What have I ever done to you, mate?

#catsofmastodon #caturday

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago to random

Hey, I'm soliciting some advice!

I'm seeing this person who identifies as a sexual sadist and I've never been involved in that dynamic before - is there anyone out there who is experienced with this from a sub perspective and would be happy to provide me with some guidance on how to manage boundaries?

Basically, they have expressed a strong desire to choke and slap me and I've never done that before and I am slightly reticent. Interested and turned on, but reticent.

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to random

So I was moaning about my dating life last week because I was really excited about this date and the guy cancelled on me twice and then ghosted me for a bit.

But now, he's back and wants to give it another go and has planned the MOST lovely, perfect date in one of my favourite places.

Will it be third time lucky or will I end up a bit broken again?

robyneatseverything, 9 months ago to random

Hi, does this bikini make me look like a twat?

robyneatseverything, 6 months ago to random

The sexiest thing on my Christmas list is a new frying pan.

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago to random

I wish I was still on the beach with my tits

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago to random

What are our feelings on having two different lunches, because I want two different things? It's like I've activated Hobbit-mode today.

robyneatseverything, 9 months ago to animals

My cat hasn't eaten in 8 hours, is she dying

#catsofmastodon

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to random

I have a first date tomorrow night and I am uncharacteristically shitting myself because he is SO PERFECT for me.

He's hot, he's cute, he's so fucking funny, he's filthy, HE HAS A DOG, he's smart, he takes the piss out of me, his dick is gorgeous, he's learning Japanese, he has great taste in music; I can't, I'm hyperventilating with nerves

robyneatseverything, 25 days ago to random

From a budget hotel to this...

I think it's time for another I LOVE HOTELS solo spa-writing-drinking-wank trip! 🥳🥳🥳

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago to random

I'm writing about being #polyam and some of it is really serious and heartfelt, and other parts are really unserious and fun, and I'm hoping people don't misunderstand and come at me with pitchforks.

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago to random

My appeal about the removal of my profile pic ("too sexy") has gone unanswered so it's time to move instances! Does anyone have an easy how to guide?

#movinginstances

robyneatseverything, 3 months ago to random

OK, I already have a gym question: my trainer warned me that I'd wake up today with really achy muscles (I'm doing resistance training), but I feel completely normal. No pain or discomfort at all. Am I doing the gym right?

@SpenPErotica?

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago to random

Hey London, is it chilly enough for me to wear long sleeves today?

Just saying long sleeves made me a little wet

#autumnvibes

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to random

Obviously, I had quite a rollercoaster of a weekend, but I've done something useful (for me) and channelled all my rage and hurt into this.

"Too many times people have told me that there is no chemistry between us after they’ve seen me naked. After we’ve fucked. After I’ve sucked their cock. I’m not sure if I’m more confused, frustrated, or impressed at the utter gall of their grift."

https://robyneatseverything.com/chemistry-lessons/

#datinglife #bodydysmorphicdisorder

robyneatseverything, 4 months ago to random

Obvs because I've now watched...5 or 6 games of darts, I'm an EXPERT.

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to random

I randomly took this photo this morning when I first woke up, glanced at it once, then dismissed it because I thought my tits looked a bit flat. Now I've just had a closer look and seen how the rest of my body looks and I've decided it's HOT AF.

Let this be a lesson to me and all of you to pay attention to your thirst traps.

#tittytuesday #tummytuesday

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to dating

I am sharing this again today because my dating life currently sucks and I want to attract some good-uns

https://robyneatseverything.com/swiping-right-who-i-date/

#dating #swiperight #datingappssuck

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago to random

I had a hospital appointment and they needed to put a scope down my nostril and, long story short, my nose is full of lube.

robyneatseverything, 4 months ago to random

I'm probably going to be busy and drunk tomorrow, so I'm going to do this now: here are the things I've been most grateful for in 2023 (in no particular order)🧵

1. Being able to launch my Patreon and having supporters who follow me there (it's still wild to me that there are such amazing people in the world and that they like what I do). I'm so grateful to have that little community to bounce ideas off and talk to and create for ❤️ and it's FUN!

#LookBack2023

robyneatseverything, 4 months ago to animals

Last night's date was really really really good and not at all impacted by this goblin vomiting all over the floor 5 minutes before he was due to arrive.

#caturday #catsofmastodon

robyneatseverything, 6 months ago to random

I'd really love to do a writer's retreat, but with a load of other #sexbloggers and we just hang out somewhere remote and pretty and drink wine and gossip and maybe do a bit of writing on the side.

robyneatseverything, 5 months ago to random

Got drunk at the work Xmas party and I'm alone in my hotel room with two boxes of Xmas chocolate; WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

robyneatseverything, 5 months ago to random

Can't speak this morning and my throat is raw; it's time to play, COVID or OVERWORKED? 🎊

robyneatseverything, 4 months ago to random

Since Seven Days of Smut 2.0 is done and I'm a masochist for a challenge, I'm starting something new and writing my very first HORROR.

It'll be a super short, psychological-type story but omg I can't wait to write outside of my comfort zone.

Tips welcomed 🙏