robyneatseverything

robyneatseverything, 6 days ago to random

I just watched Hackers for the first time, and really wish I hadn't.

Great soundtrack though 👌

robyneatseverything, 11 days ago to animals

Late for #caturday because when the sun comes out, she goes on extensive outdoor adventures ❤️

#CatsOfMastodon

robyneatseverything, 12 days ago to random

Officially getting railed in a sundress weather 🙌☀️

robyneatseverything, 17 days ago to random

A good morning to you all, but especially to my Patreon supporters because my latest monthly audio blog has just dropped for the £3.50 a month gang 🎤

On the agenda this month, INCREDIBLE sex with my boyfriend, sleeping vs fucking, and I read 'Reflecting; sex, my mirror, and me' in my best sexy phone voice.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/103674209?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_source=android

robyneatseverything, 21 days ago to random

From a budget hotel to this...

I think it's time for another I LOVE HOTELS solo spa-writing-drinking-wank trip! 🥳🥳🥳

robyneatseverything, 23 days ago to random

I'm staying in a budget hotel that has the nicest view and operational air-con and I feel so blessed 🙌

robyneatseverything, 25 days ago to random

The absolute best way to get out of doing the Sunday Spring Clean is to take your sertraline at the wrong time and become so nauseous you can't move 👍

robyneatseverything, 26 days ago to random

French crisps, fruity cocktails, good films; I am LIVING this Saturday night 💃

robyneatseverything, 26 days ago to random

Has anyone mentioned the weather yet today? And how it's colder in the UK than it was all winter?

robyneatseverything, 27 days ago to random

Can I eat a Toffee Crisp at 10:48pm?

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Fuck austerity; the government will always find money to be needlessly and relentlessly cruel.

#RwandaBill #FuckTories

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Things I have, rightly or wrongly, prioritised today over writing:

Napping
Buffy
Cleaning out my kitchen drawers
Eating too many bagels
Watching fossil hunting reels
Napping
Going to the tip
Caramel cheesecake chocolate
Playing with the cat
A sudden urge to dust
Napping

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

My CPAP mask cushion has torn and I now can't wear it; I'm going to be so tired and grumpy and tired 😭

#SleepApnea #SleepApnoea

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

This week I've bought 3 new cushions for the living room, and now every time my nestie leaves a room they shout

"DON'T BUY ANYMORE CUSHIONS WHILE I'M GONE"

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

I've realised the only thing I miss about Twitter is @JMSeaborn, both his incredible smut and his silly posts about football.

coughcough

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

This is fine? If they're not in a monogamous relationship, they can both message whoever the fuck they like. Calm down.

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Being an anonymous sex blogger is super frustrating because sometimes I need hair styling advice and none of you can bloody see it.

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

A guy unmatched with me because my opening message wasn't flirty enough; well EXCUSE ME for needing a bit of a warm-up.

He wasn't even that cute, his loss 🖐

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

After the absolute bullshit and dash of misery the last 2 months have brought me, I'm writing again, and it feels so good 💦

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

I am away (as usual), but just scored a free hotel room upgrade to a suite and I fucking love it when that happens 💕

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Spent last night cuddling my boyfriend's dog like a baby, and today cuddling my best friend's baby like a...baby, and the cat is hiding because she knows she's next.

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

My boyfriend is in Berlin and is sending me photos of all the sausages he's eating* and he's such a keeper 💕

*sadly, he's straight-ish and they're the food kind

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

I've fainted twice today and spent most of last night sleeping on the bathroom floor. Having covid for the 4th time is no joke.

robyneatseverything, 2 months ago to random

Me, scrolling on my phone and giggling out loud.

My nestie, from two rooms away: "Are you looking at dogs again?"

...yes, I was.

robyneatseverything, 2 months ago to animals

I swear her ears are growing

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon