robyneatseverything

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to random

A new post! What's the big deal with #polyamory?

This isn't really one piece but a series of tiny essays all about polyamory and my experience of it. Some bits are serious and tender, some are a bit silly, but that's life, isn't it?

https://robyneatseverything.com/the-best-things-about-polyamory/

• just a little note that I do non-hierarchical kitchen table polyamory, so that's what I write about!

#poly #nonmonogamy #KitchenTablePolyamory

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

NEW POST TIME!

I was inspired by @girlonthenet 's excellent post on alternative relationship escalators (https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/alternative-relationship-escalator/) to think about who I date and how, in the context of my #polyamory.

'Who' is the first part, with 'How' to follow soon!

https://robyneatseverything.com/swiping-right-who-i-date/

#dating #datingblog

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to animals

My best friend's cat just walked up and bit me on the foot, completely randomly. What have I ever done to you, mate?

#catsofmastodon #caturday

robyneatseverything, 6 months ago to animals

She did her best Oliver Twist impression last night to try and score some chicken

#caturday #catsofmastodon #blackcatsofmastodon

robyneatseverything, 4 months ago to random

Hey, so, it's my birthday in a couple of weeks 👉👈 and I LOVE celebrating birthdays; mainly because I like any excuse to make a big deal of something.

And because I want to do something big and beautiful and sexy and invite you all along for the ride, I'm going to do a SEVEN DAYS OF SMUT 2.0! 💦

Here's the deal: it'll start on Wednesday 17th January and there will be a new smutty blogpost every single day until my birthday 🎂

robyneatseverything, 4 months ago to random

My friend just told me a story about how she was once in a London theatre, where a child was being a bit feral and running up and down the aisle. So, she decided to put her foot out in the aisle to trip them up, teach the little shits a lesson, but instead, she tripped over...

SIR IAN MCKELLAN

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to random

Obviously, I had quite a rollercoaster of a weekend, but I've done something useful (for me) and channelled all my rage and hurt into this.

"Too many times people have told me that there is no chemistry between us after they’ve seen me naked. After we’ve fucked. After I’ve sucked their cock. I’m not sure if I’m more confused, frustrated, or impressed at the utter gall of their grift."

https://robyneatseverything.com/chemistry-lessons/

#datinglife #bodydysmorphicdisorder

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to dating

I am sharing this again today because my dating life currently sucks and I want to attract some good-uns

https://robyneatseverything.com/swiping-right-who-i-date/

#dating #swiperight #datingappssuck

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to random

This is the best tit pic (tit selfie, tilfie? telfie?) I've ever taken and I fully credit the time I've spent with @Mollysdailykiss, witnessing her skill and immense talent and soaking up a teeny bit of her collective photography knowledge.

#tittytuesday #boobday

robyneatseverything, 4 months ago to random

Just FYI, I think tomorrow's post is the hottest one of Seven Days of Smut 2.0...

deliberately leaves you dribbling for more

robyneatseverything, 10 months ago to nonbinary

#introduction

waves Hey! You can call me Robyn or RobynEatsEverything or REE or slut, if you're feeling nasty.

Here are a bundle of hashtags which help to describe me: #nonbinary, #pansexual, #polyamorous, #plussize, #sexpositive, #sexblogger, #audioporncreator.

I write about #sex, #relationships, and #bodies over on www.robyneatseverything.wordpress.com. There's lots of delicious #smut over there, as well as some funny shit and serious feels about my #eatingdisorder and #recovery.

robyneatseverything, 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to random

I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, but I do celebrate love in all its forms: the love of your family, friends, pets, romantic love, platonic love, love that spans ages, love that defines ages, the love you feel for complete strangers, and the love you have for yourself. If today is proving difficult, remember there is love everywhere, and it's too big, too messy, and too awesome to squeeze into just one day ❤️

#HappyValentinesDay

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to animals

Making herself useful for once and helping me write.

#caturday #catsofmastodon

robyneatseverything, 6 months ago to animals

Watching Dr Who with this dickhead.

#caturday #catsofmastodon

robyneatseverything, 5 months ago to random

What an absolute beauty ❤️

Thank you @girlonthenet, it's an absolute privilege being part of your Patreon! And bravo to @stuart_cb, this is simply the greatest Xmas card I've ever received and I desperately want to be part of that group 🫶

robyneatseverything, 7 months ago to random

Tonight I'm planning a sad solo enby party where I squat under a blanket, eat a whole bag of pasta, and write about my cunt

robyneatseverything, 8 months ago to random

Tomorrow, I'll be recording my VERY FIRST audio blog exclusively for my Patreon!

I'll be chatting about:

• real life stuff
• why the guy I'm seeing reminds me of Ned Flanders
• BUKKAKE 💦

If you want to listen, join my smutty little community!

https://patreon.com/RobynEatsEverything

robyneatseverything, 6 months ago to random

Sometimes, I do some pretty major things. I aim for the stars and I hit them, but I'm always so blasé about actually achieving anything, at all, that I have to force myself to sit and really, really, think about all I've done and what it means.

I just did that, and made myself a bit teary on a train. Hey, Robyn, you did the thing ⭐️

And I'd encourage everyone to take some time to list all the things they've done that they're hugely proud of, whatever they are. You did those things! ❤️

robyneatseverything, 6 months ago to animals

Screaming into the weekend

#caturday #catsofmastodon

robyneatseverything, 6 months ago to animals

Happy Halloween to all tiny voids and their carers 🖤

#halloween2023 #blackcatsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #voidcat

robyneatseverything, 6 months ago to random

This is one of my absolute favourite images from a nudey woodland photoshoot with @Mollysdailykiss and that's actually hard to say because every single photo is my favourite ❤️

#sinfulsunday #outdoornude

robyneatseverything, 10 months ago to random

Just seen the term 'wellness bowl' used instead of 'salad' and nutritionist influencers are the absolute worst people

robyneatseverything, 21 days ago to random

A good morning to you all, but especially to my Patreon supporters because my latest monthly audio blog has just dropped for the £3.50 a month gang 🎤

On the agenda this month, INCREDIBLE sex with my boyfriend, sleeping vs fucking, and I read 'Reflecting; sex, my mirror, and me' in my best sexy phone voice.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/103674209?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_source=android

robyneatseverything, 2 days ago to animals

She's taken to sleeping on the pillow next to mine every night, which is super cute, but I have to de-fur the bed every morning.

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #BlackCatsOfMastodon

robyneatseverything, 5 months ago to random

There have been roughly 800 "fucking boomer" moments today.