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scottearle

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Programmer since 1987

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joesteel, to random
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Jesus Christ.

If any of you send me a Happy Birthday generative AI image I will block you.

scottearle,
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@joesteel This is the way

TechConnectify, to random
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My charge from last night on a 30A charger (7.2 kW at 240V).

This is why I'm always harping on the "stop installing giant charger circuits" thing! Even this is a luxury - I only charge about weekly or if I make a long trip.

For USians, a 10 gauge run of wiring will deliver 5 kW sustained. You'll only ever think that's slow if you drive a TON and/or have a really big vehicle.

Especially if you're thinking of DIYing an install, 10 gauge is so much easier to deal with.

scottearle,
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@TechConnectify I have a 30A circuit for my charger, and I charge my car usually once a week. (Not a USAian - my car is in Thailand. 240V and 7kW.) if I go on a long drive, I’ll arrange for a stop at a 60kW charger (the most my car will charge at) on the way. If it’s that long a drive, I’ll want a 20-minute break anyway.

scottearle, to random
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OK, I’m getting bored of them saying “Apple Intelligence” already

scottearle, to random
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Apple Intelligence. Barf.

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girlonthenet, to random
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My Mum is very stressed at the moment so I'm taking her for a roast on Sunday.

FYI, if you support the project on Patreon, some of that £ covers my time to produce/edit/record/commission/write the smut that you can hear FOR FREE on my site. Which also means a tiny bit of your £ will go towards buying my Mum a mushroom wellington and isn't that wholesome.

The same is true of all porn you pay for: , we sometimes use it to treat our mums.

https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet

scottearle,
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@girlonthenet if she’s really stressed, won’t roasting her in public only make it worse?

(Kidding! Have a great roast, and don’t skimp on the Yorkshire pudding)

ryanhoulihan, to random
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They cancelled my surgery. I have to start the entire process over. I wish I was joking!

scottearle,
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@ryanhoulihan madness

girlonthenet, to random
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A friend of mine just shared this because some random bigot on his FB was kicking off that the Duo owl would be pro-LGBT+ rights ("I'll DELETE THE APP!! OMG"). Obviously this is hilariously tragic and bigots should fuck off but I feel like there's a deeper question that needs answering here.

Namely: why does this owl have tits?

Is the Duolingo owl... a mammal?

scottearle,
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@girlonthenet my only hope is that you have a happier day

davidallengreen, to random
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Fewer than three weeks now until the days start getting shorter again.


Notes for reply guys

  • In northern hemisphere, as I am posting from England.
    ** Days, as opposed to nights. Not days as in the set 24 hour periods which, of course, stay constant at 24 hours.
    *** Summer solstice falls this year in England on 20 June, which is 17 days away.
scottearle,
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@davidallengreen (usually falls on the 21st, but this year on the 20th because it’s a leap year. My brain hurts.)

scottearle,
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@davidallengreen as I say, my brain hurts working it out :)

ryanhoulihan, to random
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I’m getting fairly extensive facial surgery in like 48 hours are you excited

scottearle,
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@ryanhoulihan take LOTS of “before” photos. They will help remind you years later, why you went through all this. Right now, how you look now is “normal”. Soon it will be “weird”, and years afterwards it will be unbelievable.

w7voa, to random
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In the first criminal trial of a former US president, the Trump hush money case is now in the hands of a NYC jury to render a verdict after 70 minutes of instructions to the panel from the judge.

scottearle,
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@w7voa fingers crossed!

jamesthomson, to random
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I guess About by PCalc for Vision Pro came out just too late to make it into the running for “exceptional spatial experiences” 😅

https://developer.apple.com/design/awards/

scottearle,
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@jamesthomson unlikely :)

girlonthenet, to random
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I'm doing this tomorrow, and I am so prepared: all my little numbered stickers stuck to the right bits of my bike, pannier packed with things I might need, cycling clothes laid out on the bed so I can grab them in the morning. Now to begin the process of completely shitting myself and wishing I had never signed up to do something even vaguely outside my comfort zone. https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/our-rides/ridelondon-essex-60

scottearle,
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@girlonthenet congrats!

scottearle, to random
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@lexgames Letter Opener

I found 15 words
and scored 500 points!

scottearle, to random
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@lexgames By A Vowel
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Solved in 27 minutes, 18 seconds!

scottearle, to random
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@lexgames Conlextions
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Solve Time: 15 minutes, 10 seconds

scottearle, to random
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@lexgames I solved Mini
in 4 minutes, 3 seconds!

scottearle, to random
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@lexgames Six Appeal

I solved Six Appeal in
2 minutes, 10 seconds!

Real words guessed: 4 × 100 = 400
Remaining guesses: 3 × 200 = 600
Time bonus: 170

Total score: 1170

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scottearle, to random
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@lexgames ooh

Lexicogs
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Solved in 1 minute, 59 seconds!

joesteel, to random
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scottearle,
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@joesteel what could possibly go wrong

w7voa, to random
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scottearle,
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@w7voa the Prime Miniature is now standing outside Number Ten and just announced a general election for 2024-07-04. The amusing thing is that someone down the street is playing the song “Things Can Only Get Better” (used as Labour’s victory anthem from 1997) while he is talking

alexcox, to random
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Tired vs. Wired

scottearle,
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@alexcox great T-shirt!

goatsarah, to random

So I just had a transphobe try to piggy-back off a recent popular post I made, presumably to gain reach. i have a decent following here on fedi, but am a micro instance. They too were a micro instance. By default, people on micro instances are not easily discoverable other than by interaction, so if you have a following on one, it’s generally because you’ve built it “organically”, as it were.

They presumably thought that by posting transphobic rage bait in response to me, they could get me to reply, and my reply would federate to my followers, and then they’’d be seen.

Instead I just instantly defederated their server with no response.

They are howling into the void, and nobody is there to hear.

This is not Twitter. Just because someone replies to your thread doesn’t mean the rest of the word will see it. This is the achillies heal of bigots here. Most big instances will moderate them into oblivion, so they start micro instances, but unless people actually like what you’re saying, and interact, you simply won’t federate.

And they won’t even know I made this post now. LMAO! LOL!

scottearle,
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@goatsarah This is the way

scottearle, to random
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@ianbetteridge I’m currently on holiday, and took a couple of snaps yesterday for your enjoyment. Looks like Mushroom is no more, though. We did look. (We wandered around Hockley and the Lace Market area)

Good to see Ice Nine is still there. As a youngster, it used to puzzle me as to why someone would name a shop for something so deadly. But now I get that it’s just a cool reference.

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