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selzero

@selzero@syzito.xyz

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Creator of #TheInvasionOfTheDemonicCrittersFromHell

Demonic Critter progress and suggestions set to "Followers only".

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Other games can be found at #SelzerosGameProjects

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🤔

The glasses nose disguise combo he seems to be wearing.

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Right wing idiots in meltdown saying they would rather move away than live in a Labour run UK.

Where are they going though.

Not an EU country obviously.

I hear there are some well decorated flats in Rwanda.

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It is unbelievable that the Tories are still polling at %20. How fucking stupid can people be.

Also, I have this shiny pretty bridge for sale. It is located [wherever you are] sold at the very reasonable price of [However much savings you have]. Isn't it time to finally make that big bridge purchase and become the envy of all your friends and family. Drop us a line at rGloriousSurefireInvestmentsThatWillTotallyMakeYouRich terms and conditions apply.

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Meral Polat slalomt gemakkelijk van een chique voorstelling naar een comedyshow | de Volkskrant

https://www.volkskrant.nl/cultuur-media/meral-polat-slalomt-gemakkelijk-van-een-chique-voorstelling-naar-een-comedyshow~b679d81f/

Cem Karaca natuurlijk!

Van harte aanbevolen, de serie die Meral Polat maakte over Turkadelica!

Of zoek Turkadelica in Youtube en je hebt voor jaren muziek!

Barış Manço, Cem Karaca, Erkin Koray, Selda Bağcan, Fikret Kızılok, Moğollar, Kurtalan Ekspres

En vandaag de dag:
Altın Gün. Komt dat zien!

selzero,
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@xs4me2 Cem Karaca was my dad's favorite. Unfortunately the article is paywalled.

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Alito had a second insurrectionist flag at his other home!! 😂

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Your reminder that there is little point paying any attention to any opinion of the journalists that think "Mastodon is too complicated".

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"We came because we were told there is going to be a Unified Reich?"

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People saying we learned cursive for nothing. Sheesh. I don't know about you guys but I cursive all the fucking time.

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If you don't pay your TV license, you could get sent to prison, where people watch TV without a license all day.

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If Netenyahu gets convicted are people going to admit they were supporting a warlord and his war crimes?

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All the art, games, and music I made in my teens were on 3.5 floppies that are long lost to history.

What did you make in your teens, do you still have access to them?

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Comparing Beverly Hills Cop loading screens on 8 bit computers.

Beverly Hills Cop loading screen for Amstrad CPC
Beverly Hills Cop loading screen for ZX Spectrum

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