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syn, to random
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gonna make techno composed entirely of the noise those sorting algorithm videos make

prinsje, to random
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modern gamers be like "oh noo my peestation 9 has only 68 teraflops per gigashit and a 420K output :((( dogshit console" while i'm playing puzzle bobble on my 18 year old console (the wii)

syn,
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@prinsje wtf how is the wii 18 years old

anthropy, (edited ) to random
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I think it's safe to add (giga/peta/tera)flops per second to the list of LCD display, LED diode/light, CD/DVD disc, SSD drive, ATM machine, PIN number, PDF format, GPS system, LAN network, RAID array, RAM memory, HTML language, GUI interface, SCSI interface, NIC card, SAT test, UPC code / ISBN number etc

syn,
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@anthropy well at least FLOPS has the plausible FLoating OPerationS "translation"

syn,
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@anthropy hey ops being short for operations isn't too far out

prinsje, to random Dutch
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hoi nederland vandaag is zonnig in polen
hoe gaat het? :neocat_melt_3:

syn,
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@anthropy @prinsje zijn de servers stout geweest?

anthropy, to random
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Oh yesss it's all coming together, dump valve nulled and induction system tightened up extra, now just install that fuel pump upgrade and I should have a whole bunch of torque and power extra

[Person filming under the hood of a car, car is standing in a garage] Twingo GT 2011, turbo dump valve got nulled so it can build up a lot more pressure now

syn,
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@anthropy done tickling servers?

anthropy, to random
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"What's on your mind?"
oh idk the commercial supercomputers at work are pretty crazy, 3.5+ exaflops & 1.2 exabytes of near-singular compute performance per superpod, many superpods per building, many buildings per site, dozens of sites, and they can all be connected to form a singular supercomputer as soon as someone decides to want it badly enough. What someone could do with zettaflops worth compute power in a singular cluster with terabits of planetary interconnect power? idk play god probably

syn,
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@anthropy whoah

I have to sign a form that 32 gigs of ram is really necessary

nonfedimemes, to random
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syn,
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@nonfedimemes

vantablack, to random
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really wanna go into the city today and this weekend so much cool shit going on but it all depends on if i can manage to get a ride lmao

syn,
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@vantablack wait how long is it by vantabike?

ryanhoulihan, to random
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DO NOT BRING YOUR CELL PHONE TO A PROTEST. NO WATCHES. NO AIRTAGS.

syn,
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@ryanhoulihan my watch literally doesn't have any electronics in it

syn, to random
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gremlin to eldritch glowup

volpeon, to random

I thought I was getting used to the spiciness of the habaneros. Turns out I just got a weak one yesterday and today, in order to keep things balanced (as all things should be), the universe gave me a habanero blessed by Satan himself

syn,
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@volpeon hail satan

18+ astrid, to random
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if he died for all of our sins that means we get to sin around as much as we want because we got the free sin pass

syn,
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@astrid would be kinda spitting in his face not to, really

yassie_j, to random
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I know it’s cultural, but it feels so wild that Americans measure capacity in cubic foot instead of litres

syn,
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@yassie_j or acre-feet for big volumes

erin, to random
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💭 are there hackerspaces that are in commercial high rise spaces? i think it’d be neat to have one casually taking up a floor in a big office building

syn,
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@erin "if I was a hacker? Big glass high-rise, fortieth floor"

syn,
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@erin maybe you can work something out if you get a contract with a "we can kick you out on short notice at any time" clause, to get space that's currently unoccupied (is there still a lot of unoccupied office space? I think so?)

yassie_j, to random
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New user protip: Follow, follow, follow, and boost, boost, boost!

Get a nice smorgasboard of users on your feed so you get variety.

Unsure who to follow? Follow people that your interesting followings interact with. People who are interesting interact with other people who are interesting, and then you’ll get an even broader range of posts.

With boosting/sharing/repeating/reblogging, since there’s no algorithm, this is the closest analogue to that. Boost posts you find interesting, funny, worth sharing, or just because you want to – even boost your own posts if you want them to be exposed to your followers once more.

syn,
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@yassie_j I honestly just self boost when I think of an old post and think "huh that was a banger"

mia, to random
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if you make an automated voice system and autists aren't randomly repeating what it says you have failed at making a good automated voice system

syn,
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@mia @astrid didn't know SF had a train to llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

astrid, to random
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web browsers are emacs clones

  • basically an OS
  • eight hundred megabytes and constantly swapping
  • you can execute a script in a special language
  • extremely zealous users who complain about the other camp(s)
  • you can browse the web and check email, just like in emacs
syn,
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@astrid haha like 8 gigs and constantly swapping

syn, to random
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brb building a zenxy to run bad apple on it

syn, to random
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they can't rewrite nix in rust because that would exceed the fedi catgirl schwartzschild radius

astrid, to random
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git debase

syn,
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@astrid damn straight back to posting bangers

MeanwhileinCanada, to random
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In Flanders fields the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row

That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly

Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow...

syn,
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@MeanwhileinCanada this extra history series on the runup to WW1 is a must watch https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjLK2cYtt-VAqq6ZhlaLy0BVcEm5IfgTb

Jain, to random
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:neocat_kisser: its called neocat_kisser... :neocat_kisser:

syn,
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@Jain you like posting :neocat_kisser: don't you

sunflower, to random

a polycule but it's just a group of neurodivergent queers creating a safe space for each other to infodump about their special interests

syn,
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@sunflower fedi gave me the impression that's exactly what a polycule is

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