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wilpercy

@wilpercy@mstdn.social

British by birth. I've lived in Japan since 1990 where I teach English to students aged 4-90.

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dgar, to random
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It’s pretty intense when I play on my kit in the loft.

It’s drum attic.

wilpercy,
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@dgar lofty claims.

RickiTarr, to random
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WHAT IS HIS CRIME?!

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr cat burglar.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I think we have more than enough.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts nuclear fiction.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that's a lot of combinations.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts hang on. 52-35= .. not enough fingers but I think a bit more variety is feasible.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love sharks.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts it’s a little known, but scrupulously low quality fact that sharks have a sweet tooth. Danish is the lingua franca.

Jeg tager afsked.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts points are deducted for Slam junks.

dgar, to random
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Everyone should wear a different deodorant under each arm.

That’s my two scents.

wilpercy,
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@dgar yes, BO stands for both ormpits.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Obviously.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts the threat of perma-nuclear winter weighed heavily on all involved.

dgar, to random
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Me: Do you know of any authors who write dinosaur novels.

Librarian: Try Sarah Topps.

wilpercy,
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@dgar the Bronte-Saurus sisters were prolific.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Babies are weird.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts babies to kiddies to kidneys mark important developmental stages.
Thank you doctor.

dgar, to random
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Hi. I’m. William. Shatners. Speechwriter.

wilpercy,
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@dgar Captain Slog.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts a snooze is considerably more sedate.

RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr No one mentioned Ready Brek? There’s no mascot but any cereal which leaves you glowing is worth considering.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's so sad.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Albert was her great friend, I’ll bet.

RickiTarr, to random
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Ice Cream was invented by three different civilizations over centuries, but damn if it wasn't worth the wait.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr Ice cream Day is May 9 in Japan but the third Sunday in July internationally.

https://welcometojapan.jp/archives/2919

RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr I live in Mito, Ibaraki. We are 130 kms NE of Tokyo. This region is famously flat but mountains where you can hike and ski are 2-3 hours away. Mito has a lake and 300 hectares park (Kairakuen) which is the second largest urban park after Central Park. Good galleries, concert halls, good food. It’s peaceful. This beach is a 30 minute drive.
Cons: earthquakes.
https://mstdn.social/@wilpercy/112387302373922238

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I wonder what they talk about.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts nouns of common sense suggests this is nonsense.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I guess it's kind of funny.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts Count rule it out.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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As you should be.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts a caution is issued rather than a fine if you are judged to have spoken forthrightly and with honesty. It has something to do with candour being good for geese.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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It sounds wrong, but it's not.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts in Japan Genghis Khan is the name given to a grilled mutton dish with a soy, garlic and sake sauce. No cilantro as far as I know.

RickiTarr, to random
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Awww this takes me back! What has been the most important in your life?

wilpercy,
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@RickiTarr for me it is undoubtedly digital photography. The freedom to take lots of photographs as my daughters grew up, to share them with distant relatives and latterly to copy old (1910 ~) albums and ‘rescue’ damaged images. This transformed my interest in family history and inspired conversations with elderly relatives about their childhood memories. Oral history, restored photos, Wikipedia and Google Earth. What a combination!

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, you learn something new about Winston Churchill every day.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts that may explain one of his nicknames - Winnie.

dgar, to random
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Did my first nude painting yesterday.

The neighbours weren’t impressed but my front door looks great.

wilpercy,
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@dgar how may coats did you put on?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

wilpercy,
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@lowqualityfacts that’s right. Identical twins always shop for colored contacts together.

dgar, to random
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My parents we disappointed that I became a horse trainer.

Not sure why, it’s a stable job.

wilpercy,
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@dgar Satisfying work?

neigh.

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