USelaine, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr
Quaker oat guy is about my speed. Looks happy and gentle, and promises to be done in a minute.

godofbiscuits, 13 days ago

@USelaine @RickiTarr he’s also the only one that’s not gay. Seriously. They’re all gay. Especially the monsters. 🏳️‍🌈🤡🤓

friscolala, 13 days ago

@godofbiscuits @USelaine @RickiTarr I believe Dig ‘Em is chill —- and if you like a lil’ smack he’ll smack you back! 🖐️💥💜😂

https://youtu.be/jE3c10FJ1Ko?si=_3mhrePu8itZwmfE

godofbiscuits, 13 days ago

@friscolala @USelaine @RickiTarr

Mr. "Free Love" Super Sugar Crisp

https://youtu.be/NEHIn-CREi8

maddad, 13 days ago

@godofbiscuits @friscolala @USelaine @RickiTarr

Remember the time when the cereal companies took the word Sugar out of the cereals name. They thought we would think that the cereal had become more healthy...

OhOkKay, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr
Corn Flakes ... because .... who doesn't like a 9" green cock.

RickiTarr, 13 days ago

@OhOkKay OMG LOL

bruce, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr
Does Velma have a cereal?

Alice, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr Ooh. I've got dibs on Franken Berry with Boo Berry as a close second.

RickiTarr, 13 days ago

@Alice Spooky

amiserabilist, 13 days ago

@Alice

wait what about.

it looks breakfasty

@RickiTarr

the_etrain, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr
All at once, or one at a time?

RickiTarr, 13 days ago

@the_etrain Whatever they consent to

patmadigan, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr I’m guessing that in real life, Little Debbie is older than I am, and possibly dealing with high glucose issues.

But those cake rolls got me through college, so I kind of owe her. Though I have yet to try this cereal.

gwcoffey, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr Is Wilford Brimley taken? Swoon…

hopeward, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr I saw this question with a nice number of comments:

RickiTarr, 13 days ago

@hopeward Nice

wilpercy, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr No one mentioned Ready Brek? There’s no mascot but any cereal which leaves you glowing is worth considering.

Cefr, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr Can't say Chex, Crispix or Kix because no mascots?

Fine, I'll go with the Snuggle bear. No sex, just sleeping until lunch. Fuck breakfast. 😝

jimbush, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr I'm going outside the box (heh) and will make sweet, sweet, sticky love with Mrs Butterworth. The grandma act is a front, she's a total freak.

arisummerland, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr The frikken lucky charms guy. Redhead on redhead. Gotta be awesome.

margaret_agnes, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr none of them. I'll use a Trix Rabbit instead.

RickiTarr, 13 days ago

@margaret_agnes LOL

kinsale42, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr as an Overwatch fan, I believe I'm required to say Lúcio, as Lúcio Oh's did actually exist irl. (https://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal_detail.asp?id=1733)

And honestly, he WOULD have good rhythm :ACNH_Smirking:

courtcan, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr I was gonna be real ecumenical and select from multiple genders. But I can't. Because I've never seen any cereal mascots that aren't male. (Apparently Post has a new one, a female zombie? But I've never seen her.) And of course no nonbinary ones afaik.

So I guess Count Chocula and I are just gonna have to have a good time together by ourselves!

GGMcBG, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr

Naw it’s not serious, we’re just crunchin’ berries.

textualdeviance, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr Honestly, he looks a little too Dick Van Patten for my tastes, but at least he's human.

memphismary, 13 days ago

@textualdeviance @RickiTarr looks a bit more like leslie nielson to me!

ccdudley85, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr 🎶Betty, Betty Crocker! Queen of all advertising! 🎶

chriswho, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp...

pmonks, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr My goodness I did not expect this level of Tony the Tiger thirst!

LoganFive, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr It's very male-centric isn't it? I did see a Disney Princess cereal with Jasmine on it. That would work for me.

For a lot of the mascots it seems like a game to find out what would be the least complicated/painful.

harmonygritz, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr If they sing the FULL Rice Krispies song, this could make sense.

https://youtu.be/q6TIsxTdrCU?si=Yn-3pGTvPusqWcdL

unabogie, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr this really escalated

meshe, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr

Magic Spoon

argonaut, 13 days ago

@RickiTarr Honey Loops ;)