Yes, the grafting of the live human flesh and hair onto my titanium alloy frame has worked flawlessly. I shall walk amongst the filthy humans undetected.
One of the problems with his eyes is that the sclera are not white, but flesh toned. The same weird flesh tone as his face skin. This gives the impression that his face is paler than it is, and also that his eyes are only as big as his irises.
Put some product in your hair. Moose, bull semen, wax…
These are how a freakish nerd suddenly looks normie. Prob the easiest $230K a year PR job you can get, but it took a decade and a while for them to convince.
He looks better in the right-hand photo because it’s heavily altered. The hairstyle actually appears to be (mostly?) original, but the skin tone was definitely changed. Here it is side by side with the original image (source):
The secret ingredient on the right side is money. That’s the face of someone who sits out on the deck of their private yacht all afternoon, after playing 18 holes at the country club in the morning.
Naw, the guy on the left is real and has a net worth of ~$165 billion dollars. The guy on the right is a digital creation. If money could make Zuckerberg look like the guy on the right, he probably would have done it already.
Bro Riker and Zuck exist on polar opposites of the Humanness Continuum.
I’m straight and I don’t think I would be able to resist Riker if he gave me that smile and sat down next to me with an irresistible swoop of his leg over the chair top (??) that showed off his majestic long legs.
Zuck doesn’t even want to sleep with you, he just wants to monetize the advertisement revenue from knowing you and someone else just had sex. He is watching, listening and… stroking his beard? Ewww.
Also, Tasha Yarr knows what the fuck is up, Data is probably a superb lover, don’t matter how awkward he is.
Frakes screwed up his back working for a moving company before he made it as an actor, and the tight spandex uniforms of season 1 and 2 didn’t help anything. Rikering a chair is the easiest way for him to sit down.
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