HarleyWarren, to StarTrek
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Star Trek: The Next Generation
s01e1 Encounter at Farpoint

An omnipotent, smug god, manipulates and terrorises space people for fun.

A used car salesman tries to set up a new business using terrified jellyfish as slave labour.

The space people spoil the used car salesman's plans by freeing the terrified jellyfish.

No one faces justice.

The jellyfish touch sensually.

Everyone is happy.

@GreatestTrek @startrek

highercoffee, to StarTrek
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*When someone walks in on your coffee break

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ShadowPlay, to AllStarTrek
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Lal has become part of her father/creator. Data is remarkable. "I will feel it for both of us." 💔

ShadowPlay, to AllStarTrek
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Being on the , I can totally identify with Lal. She's having a meltdown and a shutdown!

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ShadowPlay, to Seinfeld
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"What do your Betazoid senses tell you about me?"
"That you're Lloyd Braun."

gbraad, to StarTrek
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(mealtime for the newly-weds)
O'BRIEN: What is it?

KEIKO: Kelp buds, plankton loaf and sea berries.

O'BRIEN: Sweetheart, I'm not a fish.

KEIKO: It's very healthy. I had this every morning when I was growing up.

O'BRIEN: What? No muffins or oatmeal, or corned beef and eggs?

KEIKO: For breakfast?

http://www.chakoteya.net/NextGen/186.htm - The Wounded

gbraad, to StarTrek
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"Data's Day" is a fun episode

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DATA [OC]: If being human is not simply a matter of being born flesh and blood, if it is instead a way of thinking, acting and feeling, then I am hopeful that one day I will discover my own humanity.

DATA: Begin night watch.

DATA [OC]: Until then Commander Maddox, I will continue learning, changing, growing, and trying to become more than what I am.


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Project E.D.E. is complete. Based on a design by Mike Okuda from "Emergence" s7x23 episode. Customizable UI • dim/vignetting/blur/color theme... Ideal for displaying it on a secondary monitor or a digital frame in fullscreen. *More info in my Project Log

Project Log:


gbraad, to StarTrek
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"If you can't be his father, at least be his friend"


ShadowPlay, to AllStarTrek
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"What task is too menial?"
"Sir, do you mock me?"

ShadowPlay, to AllStarTrek
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Oh boy...! Let the puns begin!

gbraad, to StarTrek
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"I am not less perfect than Lore" - Data

Tarrenvane, to AllStarTrek

@allstartrek If Bruce wants Data so bad, make him work for it, dammit!

Tarrenvane, to AllStarTrek

@allstartrek You don't get the Star Cross by just being a robot!

Tarrenvane, to AllStarTrek

@allstartrek Just shut up and do your duty, Philipa, correctly, without your biased bullcrap, and don't be an ass!

Tarrenvane, to AllStarTrek

@allstartrek Captain LeVoix, you have a lot to learn.

Tarrenvane, to AllStarTrek

@allstartrek Oh wait, that's right--it's Maddox that's the crux of the problem. Capt. LeVoix is more like the one caught in the middle of it all. And stop calling him an "it", Bruce!

Tarrenvane, to AllStarTrek

@allstartrek Little past history with the antagonist and the captain.

Tarrenvane, to AllStarTrek

@allstartrek You're all probably gonna see some of my most adamant toots ever for tonight, as I've always been a serious fan.


@allstartrek @kcarr2015 is, if you ask me, more than just an AI though. Maybe at his constructed core he was an AI, but he went far beyond.

Tarrenvane, to StarTrek

@allstartrek I find myself wondering just how many ship's parts get destroyed in command challenges on ships?

Tarrenvane, to AllStarTrek

@allstartrek Wait--what was the "trick" exactly?


@spatula_tattoo @allstartrek Ah, gotcha. The kid doesn't say anything (at least he hasn't yet), so that doesn't come across in the audio.

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