meirl

hansaplast42, German
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cmconseils, French
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The Pop-Tart holding up a sign that says "Dreams really do come true" as it is lowered into a toaster to be cooked alive is one of the darkest thing I've ever seen

video/mp4

riggbeck,
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@cmconseils

I get it now. It's the Jesus thing captured by brands and corporations. In the end they eat him. It's transubstantiation.

chriscoreline,
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@cmconseils low key hope that after the war this video is the only data that can be reconstructed about our civilization; The xenoanthropologists of whatever species finds us are going to need counseling.

RamenCatholic,

Jan - Nov:

December: I AM SANTA CLAUSE

Flying Through the snow
Can you hear him ho ho ho
He's so full of cheer
Only has to work one day a year

Children in their beds
Visions of sugar plums fill their heads
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionaire

Red suit, boots of black
Big sack of toys hanging off his back
How much does he weigh
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh

Nobody sees him
As he travels the world

Leaving his presents
For the good boys and girls

RamenCatholic,

To enjoy this as it was meant to be enjoyed (sorry, its uncaptioned. See lyrics above)

https://youtu.be/CRW2poUfJ34?si=IXSMM8iGmGU4FTXq

cmconseils, French
@cmconseils@mastodon.social avatar

Me @ all my exes :thounking:

cmconseils,
@cmconseils@mastodon.social avatar

@unnameduser haha merci

RamenCatholic,
rudiev,

@RamenCatholic @bevanthomas oh I feel seen 😂

RamenCatholic,
deadbeefmonster,

Is this true, @spacerog

0x61nas,

Hate the merge commits

RamenCatholic, (edited )
RamenCatholic,

@morecowbell and the Universal Cringe loves you too.

stefanie,

@RamenCatholic The Fool tries to be based, but only achieves cringe.
The Wise embraces his cringe to become based.

kasdeya,

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