cmconseils

cmconseils, 1 day ago to random

mregisseur, 1 day ago to random French

Je ne suis pas super actif ici hélas, j'ai davantage d'amis presents sur discord, mais je viens de temps en temps voir ce qu'il se passe. Vous auriez des comptes intéressants à suivre ? ☺️

cmconseils, 1 day ago to random French

“Let me in, there’s a man in the forest”

cmconseils, 1 day ago to random French

If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from video games, not relationships.

cmconseils, 3 days ago to random French

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is exceedingly silly ..” Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was exceedingly silly, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

cmconseils, 3 days ago to art French

Afraid to say Jonathan Yeo’s portrait of the King slaps.

#Art

cmconseils, 4 days ago to random French

Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol

cmconseils, 4 days ago to random French

After 3 sneezes, I'm not blessing you anymore.

You need antihistamines, not blessings.

cmconseils, 5 days ago to random French

cmconseils, 6 days ago to random French

It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm.

cmconseils, 6 days ago to random French

#mothersday

cmconseils, 7 days ago to random French

Happy #Caturday

cmconseils, 7 days ago to random French

Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?

Me: post memes

Therapist: lol tag me

cmconseils, 7 days ago to random

I couldn't see the aurora borealis :cwy:

cmconseils, 8 days ago to random French

Funny, how that works ain't it.

cmconseils, 8 days ago to random French

Overgrown Nostalgia 🎵
Artist: Pixel Jess

video/mp4

cmconseils, 10 days ago to random French

What it’s like living with a black cat

video/mp4

cmconseils, 12 days ago to random French

WE WANT SEASON 2

cmconseils, 13 days ago to random French

"Eliminate sugar from your diet" how about I eliminate joy from my life too? Maybe I should just grow bitter, sad, shrivel up and die? Perhaps I will enjoy the sweet release of death?

cmconseils, 14 days ago to random French

Happy #maythe4th :perfect: :thinkerguns:

cmconseils, 14 days ago to random French

me, rearranging my spice rack alphabetically Ok, what comes after thyme?

Cyndi Lauper: thyme

cmconseils, 17 days ago to Eurovision French

europe for the next two weeks

#Eurovision

cmconseils, 18 days ago to random French

“you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be right now” well goodness me i sure hope not

cmconseils, 18 days ago to random French

How are y'all? I will only accept answers in emoji language and whatnot.