A shot rings out.
A man tumbles down three flights of stairs into a fjord.
Dripping but uninjured, he emerges and walks, nonchalantly but warily, into the cover of a nearby pine forest.
Jingle Bells is about a variety of Ivy League collegiate hijinks involving alternately riding in and pulling a sleigh along snow-covered lanes, naked, letting your bells jingle as you run along. #SecretMeaningsInSongs#HashTagGames
is really about how Bob Dylan can sit around and just name a song something that doesn't make any sense - you cannot "along" a tower - and just write super vague lyrics and people will fall over themselves for decades because he is Bob Dylan, pretending it's about The Bible or other ridiculous shit, culminating in like a 12 minute version by Dave fucking Matthews