Shanmonster, to linguistics
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I’m no good with corporate jargon. Every time I see the word “stakeholder,” I think of vampire slayers.

w7voa, to random
@w7voa@journa.host avatar

US Central Command says its forces this morning “shot down three Houthi one-way attack UAV near several commercial ships operating in the Red Sea.” https://www.centcom.mil/MEDIA/NEWS-ARTICLES/News-Article-View/Article/3685266/

doboprobodyne,
@doboprobodyne@mathstodon.xyz avatar

@kellogh @w7voa

I never understood what was wrong with the term "loitering munition", but I suppose it doesn't sell the newspapers, or whatever the kids are buying these days.

frenchhope, to random French
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Albatrossity, (edited ) to GoldenStateWarriors
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Every sport has its own jargon. But it would be hard to top the descriptive term for someone missing an easy layup in basketball. "Blows the bunny" is hall-of-fame snortworthy, as they say.

stshank, to cryptocurrency
@stshank@mstdn.social avatar

I'm not following cryptocurrency technology these days, but I have to confess I like the term "proto-danksharding." Also "blob-carrying transactions" and "gas fluctuations" and "multidimensional fee market."

Here is a breezy, accessible look at for "beginners." https://coinmarketcap.com/academy/article/what-is-eip-4844-a-quick-guide-for-beginners

maxleibman, to random
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

You, a person who doesn't like corporatese: I don't like the term “hard stop.”

Me, a project manager: Ok, no hard stops, then. This meeting will go ninety minutes over and we'll reconvene at 5:00 PM to continue. After breaking for the night—if we can—we'll pick it up the following morning. This meeting has become your only commitment. You live here now.

carcosa, to til
@carcosa@emacs.ch avatar

I was today years old when I learned the word "glitch" comes from Yiddish "glitshn", " to slip". It entered English in the early 1950s in reference to small voltage spikes in radio or TV components causing audio or visual artifacts.

changelog, to Podcast
@changelog@changelog.social avatar

🕹️ New Changelog game show!

What happens when you take four grizzled veterans and throw an Emma Bostian into the mix? 🧐

Find out on this episode because our award-worthy game of fake definitions is back and this time it’s even better! 🔝

🎙️ @adam @amal @lawik @jerod
🏷️

🎧 https://changelog.com/friends/25

mia, to ai
@mia@hcommons.social avatar

I really like this scrolly visual explainer of generative AI terms like 'transformer', and it's a good overview of how machine learning models can understand your prompts and generate new sentences in response

https://ig.ft.com/generative-ai/

gregorni, to random
@gregorni@fosstodon.org avatar

Gotta love it when the Gtk docs tell you a function takes a "NULL-terminated array of char*" as a parameter. 😂

(For those who don't know, this is C jargon for "a string")

#C

flameeyes, to random
@flameeyes@mastodon.social avatar

As a random reminder, in addition to rant about licensing, I've also written an illustrated summary of common systems engineering jargon!

https://flameeyes.blog/2022/04/26/engineering-jargon-yaks/?mtm_campaign=social&mtm_kwd=mastodon

cs, to random
@cs@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

One of my bosses likes to use the word “action” as a verb where one would use “do.” For example, “if there is anything left at the end of the day, I will action that tomorrow, first thing.”
🤨🧐

flameeyes, to random
@flameeyes@mastodon.social avatar

«On Rake Collections and Software Engineering»

For those who might not have read this post before, I think it's worth a good read in terms of providing a frame of reference for the often unpraised work of code janitors.

https://flameeyes.blog/2020/05/07/on-rake-collections-and-software-engineering/

aja, to random

. “Bog-standard”: hyphen or no?

bruces, to random
@bruces@mastodon.social avatar

"Brushing"

starrytimepod, to Astronomy

Browsing the NASA Missions list (a totally normal pastime) & I came across some entertaining names/acronyms:

JUICE: JUpiter ICy Moons Explorer
LADEE: Lunar Atmosphere Dust Environment Explorer
NEEMO: NASA Extreme Environment Mission Operations
TWINS: Two Wide-angle Imaging Neutral-atom Spectrometers
VIPER: Volatiles Investigating Polar Exploration Rover

Find any you like??

🔗 :https://www.nasa.gov/missions

Neverfadingwood, to random
@Neverfadingwood@lingo.lol avatar

Honestly, before I joined this postgrad programme at Lancaster, I had no idea there were so many jobs I didn't want. I don't even know what a lot of them are, but the very title puts me off. I was once an "English Consultant". No I wasn't, I was a "Teacher".

flameeyes, (edited ) to random
@flameeyes@mastodon.social avatar

Have you ever shaven a yak? Or given them a perm? Did you start down a rabbit hole, just to find a new yak waiting for you? Have you been picking up the rakes in your office, or just treaded lightly around them? Have you had a chance to contribute diagonally to your organization or company?

If you're not sure of what I'm talking about, read my blog post from last year https://flameeyes.blog/2022/04/26/engineering-jargon-yaks/ and enjoy the funny and illustrative art by Furryviza!

maxleibman, to random
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

People keep complaining about the phrase “circle back,” but I’m a project manager. My entire job is to keep circling back on things until either the project is complete or we’re all dead.

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