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Atticus1956

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No X-crements from me, tooting is my game. Retired..time on my hands..lots on my mind..You'll be my sounding board! Too liberal.

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GottaLaff, to comics
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Just…. Go.

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/05/12

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

Truth in 2D! Flat-ass 100%.

GottaLaff, to random
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Aww. Roger Corman, the Oscar-winning “King of the Bs” who helped turn out such low-budget classics as “Little Shop of Horrors” and “Attack of the Crab Monsters” and gave many of Hollywood’s most famous actors and directors early breaks, has died. He was 98.

https://apnews.com/article/b85b5fbc13184b5f8dab1e9d4b881645

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

Roger, you really did "hire the best people"!

GottaLaff, to TeslaMotors
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"The first invasive brain chip that Neuralink embedded into a human brain has malfunctioned, with neuron-surveilling threads appearing to have become dislodged from the participant's brain, the company revealed in a blog post Wednesday."

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/elon-musks-neuralink-reports-trouble-with-first-human-brain-chip/

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

Looking at Tesla's history spurs me to question the sanity of anyone considering an invasive chip or any other mind or body altering device that Musk had anything to do with.

GottaLaff, to legal
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starts HERE.
Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/… Bower:

Trump enters the courtroom. Before arriving, he lingered for a moment in the doorway, talking to his lawyers, Emile Bove and Todd Blanche. He had a piece of paper in his hand, which he waved around as he spoke.

Wait for it….

Atticus1956,
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@heidilifeldman @GottaLaff

He was busily "shilling" as late as last night merchandising his NFT trading cards to Mar-a-Lago guests for $99 each.

https://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/-who-are-these-people-trump-uses-day-off-to-host-dinner-for-nft-buyers-210563653527

GottaLaff, to random
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Barron #Trump named delegate for Florida at Republican National Convention - UPI.com https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2024/05/09/Barron-Trump-delegate-Florida-Republicans/7221715257682/

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff Ah, setting up the future dynasty, the post DJT reign.

GottaLaff, to Canada
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Time for the next dopey gif! Only 18 more days til we start the drive up.

Enjoy your evening everyone. Thanks for the suggestions for my post. I've used some of them.

Here you go! 🇨🇦

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Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

I love the dopey countdown gifs. I am sending along dual pirpose positive property vibes to direct freely toward a) the sale of the current abode and b) the search for the perfect future abode.

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😂 “Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) moved to force a vote on ousting Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) on Wednesday, a momentous move that is all but certain to fail amid opposition from conservative Republicans and Democrats.”

https://trib.al/FJa37VT

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

Such a class act....ah, NOT! Damn, there's a lot of human pariah in the House. Housekeeping, we need clean up on multiple aisles!!

GottaLaff, to random
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Pete McCloskey, a California congressman who raised a flag of rebellion against President Richard M. Nixon’s war policies in Vietnam with a spirited but futile race for the Republican presidential nomination in 1972, died on Wednesday at his home in Winters, Calif., west of Sacramento. He was 96.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/politics/pete-mccloskey-dead.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

GottaLaff, to random
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Ha!

Via Lawrence O’Donnell:

posted this right after my show tonight. Must’ve been something I said.

“I spotted Ratings Challenged Lawrence O’Donnell, of MSDNC, in the Courthouse today. I haven’t seen him in years. He looks like shit, a real loser! DJT.”

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

There he goes again...projection, projection, projection!

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Pagliery:

So, actual brain worms.

NYT reports RFK Jr. had previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite in his brain. “I have cognitive problems, clearly,” #RFKJr. said in the 2012 deposition. “I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.” https://nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

I smell a new thriller movie plot! Manchuria Candidate, Phase II.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to Georgia
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WTF.

Via Anna Bower:

NEW: The Court of Appeals will take up ’s immediate appeal of lower court order that declined to disqualify Fulton County district attorney . 1/…

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

He never gives up. He'll approach the appeals court with the most inane of appeals. It's a "wear them down until they give up" philosophy he has always used. It's a Roy Cohn tactic!

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

And he's destroying the Constitutional judicial system with each win!

GottaLaff, to random
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Oh, and to those of you who have been kind enough to ask, I just got word that the house showing today was 👎🏻. This day can’t end soon enough.

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

I don't ask because I know that if an acceptable offer was made we would hear you yahooing here in Oklahoma.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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1/... Via Kevinly Father on Twitter:

The Republican party is literally suing to prevent legal votes from being counted.

Bartiromo: I see that the RNC is filing a lawsuit in a battleground state to stop counting ballots past election day.

Lara : Yeah. Well, that's exactly right. You cannot have ballots counted after elections are over.

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff The irony! These are people deployed in foreign countries to protect the people wanting to remove their voting privileges! Attempting to turn deployed military members the "losers & suckers" he claims them to be.

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

It is a very scary time, and I don't think there is a quick fix. In the decades that the GOP was building a massive cabal, progressive Democrats were taking the high road, doing the "right" things. IMO, we "niced" ourselves out of democracy. I've come to believe Trump is just as much a Republican tool, as he is a Russian tool.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Actor Bernard Hill, best known for roles in Titanic and Lord of the Rings, has died aged 79.

He played Captain Edward Smith in the 1997 Oscar-winning film...

https://bbc.in/3WzTBzk

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️ His lawyer must have given him a pop-up children’s book on how it works.

Just now, via Jennifer Taub:

So, does that mean he is going to testify? Did he forget what he said to the press yesterday?

Reporter: Is the gag order stopping you from testifying?

: No. It won’t stop me from testifying. The gag order is not for testifying. It stops me from talking about people and responding when they say things about me..

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

NFL - I think he meant to say .......when they speak the truth about me.

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

Wah...Wah

GottaLaff, to TeslaMotors
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’s Starlink Persists in Unauthorized Areas Despite Shutdown Warnings https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-02/musk-s-starlink-persists-in-unauthorized-areas-despite-shutdown-warnings

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

NFL - More proof of the despicable and unearned attitude of rich white guy privilege.

GottaLaff, to random
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The Myth of Drug Expiration Dates

Hospitals and pharmacies are required to toss expired drugs, no matter how expensive or vital. Meanwhile the FDA has long known that many remain safe and potent for years longer. https://www.propublica.org/article/the-myth-of-drug-expiration-dates

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff My ENT belongs to a 'doctors without borders' like organization. He travels with many other doctors annually. He collects all medications his patients are no longer taking (expired or not) and the doctors pool all the meds and are able to treat many people during their visits.

GottaLaff, to random
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Duane Eddy, Whose Twang Changed Rock ’n’ Roll, Dies at 86

A self-taught electric guitar virtuoso, he influenced a generation of musicians. One of them, John Fogerty, called him rock’s first guitar god.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/01/arts/music/duane-eddy-dead.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff Darn! Duane Eddy. !!!

davidaugust, to politics
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🤦‍♂️

Atticus1956,
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@davidaugust

But wait.....there's more!

GottaLaff, to Arizona
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🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️Via Kyle Griffin:

The GOP just selected state Sen. Jake Hoffman — a fake elector indicted last week for his efforts to overturn President Biden's 2020 win in Arizona — as a national committeeman for the Republican National Committee. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/arizona-gop-taps-fake-elector-rnc-post-rcna149719

Atticus1956, (edited )
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@GottaLaff
The Grand Offender Party (GOP) has no choice but to pull from the list containing nothing but outlaws to fill positions. It's all they have. To coin a Trumpism....they're not sending their best people, they're sending con men, rapists, pedophiles, thieves, and murderers.

indivisibleteam, to random
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Trump's former attorney general says the leader of the Republican Party frequently talked about killing his political rivals.

Trump won the GOP nomination easily. His friends on the Supreme Court keep protecting him from accountability. The only way we can stop this dangerous demagogue from returning to power is organizing to defeat him in November: https://act.indivisible.org/survey/majority_over_maga_signup?source=mastodon&medium=directpost

video/mp4

Atticus1956,
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@indivisibleteam Now, Mr. Barr, describe your level of participation in humoring Mr. Trump's whims & wishes!

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🧵starts HERE. 1/…

Via Klasfeld:

Trump entered the courtroom in his usual slow stroll and perturbed disposition.

He let out a slight exhale as he reached the defense table before sitting down.
Present in the gallery again today:

Trump advisor Boris Epshteyn.

Atticus1956,
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@GottaLaff

NFL
To allow Trump to hold his rallies?

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